Hey, Wish I knew what to write about. We are working on saving the Easyriders Events and you can have your event named after Easyriders, just buy a license. Is it possible? How do we configure it? Should we sell the equipment and run to the Knuckle Saloon and buy a three for one Jack Danials. We are moving the archives this week to Sturgis. We have a crew in LA and we are working on Main in Sturgis to prepare for the docs and old shit. We are wrapping up the Jan/Feb issue, and it’s crazy cool. I need to check more layouts, read more text and start planning for the 599th issue. Hang On! Let’s hit the news, it’s going to be sorta crazy. I spent every minute of the day working on Easyriders Magazine and I’m far from finished. BUY BURMA SHAVE– YOUR HAND BENEATH MY COCK AND BALLS/ MY TONGUE UPON YOUR NIPS/ WILL FIRE A JIZZ NIAGARA FALLS/ UPON YOUR VEEJER LIPS/ BURMA SHAVE –J.J. Solari WORDMONGER–WORDMONGER You guys are welcome to snag one of my pipes from Paughco if you need it. Stoked yall are including Paughco. I’ve been trying my best to do my part to carry the legacy of Ron and the Paugh Family into this younger generation. Makes me happy to see that you guys are doing this thing right again with the magazine. I was so pissed at the previous owners. But I’m sure I am preaching to the choir here. Ha –Joshua Sheehan GOVERNMENT SHUTDOQWN ENDS– The Schumer shut down has been shut down! President Donald Trump signed legislation ending a historic 43 day shutdown, and pushing the next funding deadline into late January. “Today we’re sending a clear message that we will never give in to extortion,” Trump said. He was referring to the dirty Democrats demanding that the GOP leaders bow to their demands. The GOP held the line this time, tho. The Dems were finally forced to cave in without their ridiculous Obamacare demands. Trump signed the bill Wednesday night, providing funding for most federal agencies. The bill will expire at midnight on Jan 30. Eight Democrats crossed the aisle to advance the package. The Trumpster also mentioned nixing the Senate filibuster once again. “If we had the filibuster terminated, this would never happen again,” Trump said of the shutdown. “And don’t forget, we have another date coming up in the not-too-distant future.” He is correct.. we could go through this whole mess again in about two months. -AIW Custom Bars Available Now! -All purchases get you entered to WIN our Shovelhead! –Throttle Addiction WORDMONGER Hi, I’m a freelance illustrator and motorcycle enthusiast, and a long term reader of Easyriders magazine from back in the day. I wanted to ask if there were any opportunities for freelance work? Specifically for centre spreads? 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This plan to open five ‘free grocery stores’ with no profit motive and operating at low cost, is allegedly designed to provide affordable groceries in the poverty stricken neighborhoods of New York. While it may seem like a decent idea on the surface.. if you dig a little deeper you run across some frightening aspects of his proposal.  He has declared no tobacco, no lottery tickets, no alcohol, and no pork products be sold in those stores… in other words, they are to be outfitted to the Islamic way of life. Muslims famously oppose drinking, gambling, smoking, and eating pork… and he is exposing this part of his little jihad before he is even sworn in.  Is this a precursor to more Sharia Law being opposed on American citizens in New York City? Is a pig’s ass pork? Of course it is.   -AIW JUST THE BEGINNING–Finally I’m having a Templeton Rye and a glance at Tom McCarthy’s book about Elmer Trent, the famous drag racer. I can’t wait to check it out. I works so hard my second cup of coffee and tender toast breakfast didn’t make it until almost noon. Hang on for issue number 599. It will be the first issue in which we featured a Bandido chop. Not an ordinary scooter or Bandido. My grandson is a close friend with Erv the national president. Great bike! There’s something about this cover. It’s rocks my world or the girl does. Danial James and I are working on the next centerspread. Hang on for this one. In the meantime, ride fast and free forever. What else to we have? –Bandit The post THE INSANE BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for November 13TH, 2025, appeared first on Bikernet.com - Online Biker Magazine.