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'Where Are The Baseball Ghosts? I Was Informed There Were Baseball Ghosts‚ Tremendous Baseball Ghosts!' Trump Bellows Into Barren Iowa Cornfield
DYERSVILLE‚ IA — Donald Trump handily won the Iowa caucuses on Monday‚ giving him the opportunity to relax and do a little sightseeing‚ according to sources on the campaign trail.