D-Day Soldier Blissfully Unaware France Will One Day Open Olympics With Naked Blue Smurf Demon
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D-Day Soldier Blissfully Unaware France Will One Day Open Olympics With Naked Blue Smurf Demon

OMAHA BEACH — As Private George Donovan of the 116th Infantry Regiment prepared to storm Omaha Beach and take a bullet for his country, he was blissfully unaware that France would one day open the Olympics with a naked blue smurf demon.