Alice Cooper Running For President… Yet Again
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Alice Cooper Running For President… Yet Again

Since ’72 Alice Copper has run for President over a dozen times. Obviously, due to massive voter fraud, he has been denied every time, Undaunted, Cooper is gearing up for the 2024 presidential election. In a new 15-second “campaign” video the candidate touts his qualifications: “Well, I’m Alice Cooper and I’m a troubled man for troubled times. I have absolutely no idea what to do, so I should fit right in.” Undoubtedly, the campaign song will be the classic Cooper hit “Elected.” ### The post Alice Cooper Running For President… Yet Again appeared first on RockinTown.