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Gov Who Might Become President Solely Due to Family Name and Hereditary Wealth Declares, Hilariously, 'We Do Not Have Kings'
Thank ye heavens: Due to massive throngs of purple-haired octogenarians still holding a grudge over Kent State, Saturday's "No Kings" day protests ensured that, for the 91,213th day since July 4, 1776, we had no kings. Phew. We made it, y'all. Here I was, sweating away that Saturday was going...