Yes, I know this happened back in May, but I somehow missed it. I somehow missed the story of the year, so I’m now here to correct that huge oversight. Let’s go to Delco, which is short for Delaware County in Prospect Park, PA where we find Christina Solometo who has now been forever glossed the “Delco Pooper”. What can you do to get such a nickname? I’ll tell you, but first I’d better give a disclaimer.  This article is about to be very graphic in nature.  Turn away now if you don’t want to learn more about the “Delco Pooper”. Ok, so what can a person do to get such an incredible nickname like this? Well, it’s pretty simple… We’ve all been there right?  Mixed up in a bit of road rage?  Either on the giving or receiving end.  I think we’ve all been there. Usually it ends with horns honking back and forth or perhaps giving the one-finger salute to the other car? In rare cases sometimes it even ends with one or both people getting out of the car to yell at each other or throw fists. In this case, however, it ended with Christina Solometo getting out of her car to walk over to the other car and take a dump right on the hood of the car. I told you this was going to be very graphic in nature. You might think there’s no way that can be real, except…it was all caught on video and there are police reports and police interviews.  It’s real. Take a look: Credit to Fox29 for loading up their news report with poop puns, calling it a “Crappy Situation” and saying the story was “spread everywhere”. Hilarious Fox29! You also have to love how all the reporters and even all the people being interviewed are all one breath away from absolutely cracking up and losing it live on the air. Such an incredible story. Local NBC10 added these details: A Delaware County woman is now in custody after she allegedly defecated on another person’s car during a road rage incident that was captured on video. The incident occurred on 4th Street and Madison Avenue in Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, on Tuesday, April 29. Police said a woman – later identified as 44-year-old Christina Solometo of Ridley Park – defecated on another driver’s car in a road rage incident that started when one driver cut off another. While the other driver did not report the incident to the police, a witness recorded it and posted the video on Instagram. NBC10 has heavily edited the video due to its graphic nature. You can view the original video here. (Warning: The video is graphic and could be disturbing for some viewers.) Police later identified Solometo as the suspect. She was taken into custody on Thursday and is charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on highway. While the viral video has sparked plenty of jokes and puns online, Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna told NBC10 it was no laughing matter. “I know it’s being joked on a lot. There’s all kinds of puns and innuendos online but bottom line, we are treating it seriously. It can’t happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town,” he said. “The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing, it’s really unwelcome. We don’t want this.” NBC10 reached out to Solometo’s family members who did not agree to an interview but said there was more to the story than just the viral video. NBC10 also learned the family is trying to get a lawyer. The story just gets better and better…. First of all, who can just take a dump on command? She either already had that thing loaded and was rushing to get home or she has an incredible, unique talent. Then there’s the mugshot…. We’ve all seen our share of mugshots over the years, haven’t we? Even President Trump. Usually the person looks mad or pissed off or haggard. Not this one: She looks PROUD. That’s not a mugshot that’s a glamshot.  That’s a senior photo from high school. Look at her, she’s beaming! FoxNow adds more details in their video below, noting that she claims she “has a sickness” after being loaded into the police car. Seems accurate ma’am, but is that a mental sickness or do you have some sort of flu?  Or both?  Can you elaborate? And you gotta love the Police Chief going live on Social Media after the fact to defend the “Delco Pooper” saying she’s been through enough and we should all have some humanity in how we respond to this. Really Chief? Have some humanity? Walking over and taking a huge dump on someone else’s car might be near the lowest form of “humanity” anyone could have for someone else!   And last, for the one question on everyone’s mind…you know you’ve been thinking it: How in the world do you just take a huge dump and then pull up your drawers without wiping? Well, she had an answer for that too. Per TMZ she claimed it was a “clean poop” and bragged she didn’t even need to wipe: The Pennsylvania woman cops say admitted to pooping on someone else’s car as part of a road rage incident apparently had a lot to say about the matter … police say she bragged about a clean poop that didn’t need toilet paper. According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, the alleged ‘Delco Pooper’ Christina Solometo told police, “It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe”. Cops say Solometo was arrested Thursday … and we obtained her smiling mug shot. She allegedly dropped a deuce on the hood of another motorist’s car after being upset with their driving … and she’s now facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on the highway. New video also shows Solometo being arrested by two officers … and police say they came to her home to pick her up after she admitted to being the ‘Delco Pooper.’ Cops say Solometo had a clear reason for pooping on the car hood … they say she told them the car’s owner called her a “fat bitch” and it made her angry … and she explained, “I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.” The last person I remember bragging about having a “Clean Poop” and not needing to wipe was the Liver King and things didn’t turn out so well for him either: “Liver King” Arrested For “Terroristic Threats” After Bizarre Trip To See Joe Rogan And yes, I agree that running into TWO people who brag about having "clean poops" that don't need to wipe is two too many. A big shoutout to my boy Jim Rome for first bringing this story to my attention with this HILARIOUS rant: And before I go, let's end with one more hilarious poop story, shall we? Let's go to local KY3 News for this absolute legend: SUCH A CLASSIC! Makes me laugh every time... pic.twitter.com/zsmxX9dljh — Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) August 26, 2025 The best part is not even her reading it but watching her co-host Ethan not be able to compose himself for the entire rest of the segment but refusing to cut to commercial. Legends all around.