WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats were furious Charlie Kirk was awarded the Congressional Medal of Freedom. It was so upsetting, MSNBC refused to show it. Not to be outdone, former *President Biden released a blistering video accusing President Trump of suffering from dementia. “How can a guy be the leader of the free world and not know that Captain Kirk isn’t even a real person, he’s the captain of the Star Trek Enterprise, for God’s sake. Where is the dignity?” Biden said before trailing off. “He was such a great captain. I’m just so sad that Jill hid my pointy ears so I can show what a huge fan of his I was.” Said the former *President. The confused former *President then went on to explain his years of being a “Treckie”. Biden said, “I loved when he would say he was from Ork. He was a pure comedic genius– Nanu-Nanu.” As Biden began to confuse Star Trek with Mork And Mindy, *Dr. Jill intervened and stopped the video. *Dr. Jill praised the former *Presidents heartfelt tribute by saying, “Good job, Joe, you hit all the right talking points.” As she handed him an ice cream cone, before wheeling him away to change a dirty diaper. “Now it’s nap-nap time.” Said the esteemed *Doctor. Viewers of the viral video were left stunned, though not entirely surprised. “It’s classic Joe,” said one X user, @TrekFan42069. “One minute he’s dunking on Trump, the next he’s beaming up to Planet Mork. Iconic, honestly.” Another user, @PatriotKirkStan, fired back, “Biden’s out here confusing Charlie Kirk with a fictional space captain while Trump’s honoring real patriots. Who’s got dementia now?” The White House declined to comment on whether Trump had, in fact, mistaken Charlie Kirk for a Starfleet officer. Meanwhile, Biden’s team is reportedly planning a follow-up video to clarify his stance on Star Wars’ Darth Vader, whom he allegedly believes is “a great guy, just misunderstood.” As the nation processes this latest political warp-speed gaffe, one thing is clear: in the battle for dignity, both sides are light-years from victory. The post ‘Medal Of Freedom For Capt. Kirk?, He’s Not Even Real Person’ Says Joe Biden appeared first on Genesius Times.