Conservative Satire
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The what now?!

rumbleOdysee
Ilhan Omar's claims her accountant made her $30M rich by ACCIDENT...OOPSIE amirite?

Tim Cook To Be Replaced By Tim Cook Pro Max 17
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Tim Cook To Be Replaced By Tim Cook Pro Max 17

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple announced on Monday that longtime CEO Tim Cook would be stepping down from his role at the company and would be replaced by Tim Cook Pro Max 17, effective September 1.

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets
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Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets

NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as "run inequality," Mayor Zohran Mamdani ordered that a percentage of runs scored by each visiting MLB team be redistributed to the struggling New York Mets.

39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut
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39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut

LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change to become an astronaut after seeing that mankind is going back to the moon and possibly even Mars.