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Karen Bass Says It Was Unfair For Voters To Judge Her Performance Based On That One Time The Entire City Burned Down
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Karen Bass Says It Was Unfair For Voters To Judge Her Performance Based On That One Time The Entire City Burned Down

LOS ANGELES, CA — Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass scolded the city's residents on Friday, saying it was unfair for them to judge her performance on a single isolated incident, like that one time when the entire city burned down.

Dante Confirms First Circle Of Hell Is Iowa
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Dante Confirms First Circle Of Hell Is Iowa

DES MOINES, IA — In a startling discovery that sheds new light on a long-revered literary work, scholars now believe that a new reading of Dante's Inferno has confirmed that the first circle of Hell is actually Iowa.

Desperate Republican Party Turns To Its Last Hope By Firing Up The Jeb! Signal
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Desperate Republican Party Turns To Its Last Hope By Firing Up The Jeb! Signal

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the light of freedom waning before their very eyes, Republican lawmakers reportedly turned to their last hope by activating the long-dormant Jeb! Signal.

California No Longer Prosecuting Murderers Who Kill Fewer Than 950 People
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California No Longer Prosecuting Murderers Who Kill Fewer Than 950 People

SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced this week that, in addition to commuting all death row inmates' sentences to life in prison, the state of California will no longer prosecute murderers who kill fewer than 950 people.