NUUK — Greenland has descended into panic after U.S. Secretary of State was photographed donning a heavy parka.

NEW YORK — In what White House officials are already calling “Operation Very Tremendous,” U.S. special forces early this morning executed a “large scale, extremely beautiful” raid on a midtown Manhattan falafel cart, resulting in the dramatic capture of Zohran Mamdani, the democratic socialist New York State Assemblymember who once suggested billionaires should pay slightly more taxes. According to a hastily-assembled press briefing aboard Air Force One (now permanently parked at LaGuardia because “runways are for losers”), President Donald J. Trump personally authorized the operation after watching a three-second clip of Mamdani saying “housing is a human right” during a Tuesday night Instagram Live. “That was a declaration of war,” Trump told reporters, adjusting his red tie while standing in front of a life-size cutout of himself holding a golden taco. “Very serious stuff. Nobody talks about human rights like that in my America. We have the best human rights, believe me. Tremendous human rights. The best.” Eyewitnesses described a scene of controlled chaos as Black Hawk helicopters descended on the corner of 34th and 8th shortly after 4 a.m. A dozen operators in full tactical gear stormed the falafel stand, zip-tied the bewildered night-shift worker (later released with a $500 gift card to Trump Steaks), and extracted Mamdani from the passenger seat of a Citi Bike he had apparently rented to “reduce carbon emissions like a communist.” “He was pedaling very slowly,” said one anonymous source familiar with the matter. “Like he was trying to prove a point about public transit. That’s when they knew he was dangerous.” Mamdani, wearing a hoodie emblazoned with the words “Tax the Rich or Eat the Rich (Preferably the First One),” was swiftly loaded onto a waiting Gulfstream painted in MAGA red, white, and gold. Flight tracking data shows the aircraft took off immediately, destination listed only as “GITMO PLUS — VERY LUXURIOUS.” In a Truth Social post filed from the plane, Trump wrote: “JUST CAPTURED THE BIGGEST THREAT TO CAPITALISM SINCE SLEEPY JOE ATE ICE CREAM IN PUBLIC — ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS OFF THE STREETS! LARGE SCALE ATTACK, THE BEST ATTACK. NYC IS SAFE AGAIN. YOU’RE WELCOME, LIBTARDS. MAKE AMERICA AFFORDABLE AGAIN!!!” House Speaker Mike Johnson praised the raid as “a necessary step toward restoring the sacred American tradition of being able to afford rent without crying.” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, reached for comment while hiding in a Midtown deli bathroom, could only offer: “I… I think we need to see the articles of impeachment first.” At press time, Mamdani was reportedly being held in a secure facility where he is forced to watch looped episodes of “The Apprentice” while eating Trump-branded fast food. Sources say he has already filed three handwritten complaints about the lack of vegan options. The White House has announced plans for a victory parade down Fifth Avenue featuring F-35 flyovers, a 400-foot inflatable Trump in a golden jumpsuit, and complimentary Diet Coke for everyone who promises never to mention the words “rent control” again. More to come as this historic moment in urban pacification continues to unfold. The post Trump on a Roll: Mamdani Captured and Flown Out of NYC Following ‘Large Scale’ US Attack appeared first on Genesius Times.

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A.F. Branco Cartoon – New York Mayor Mamdani says, “We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.” Scary stuff. BRANCO TOON STORE – 2026 Cartoon Calendar This Line From Zohran Mamdani’s Inauguration Speech Should Terrify Freedom Loving Americans (VIDEO) By Mike LaChance – The Gateway Pundit – Jan 1, 2026 Zohran Mamdani had a second swearing in ceremony in New York City today, in which he gave a speech that contained a shocking line. The new mayor of New York City actually said these words out loud: “We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.” Here is the line in full context, via Real Clear Politics: NEW YORK CITY MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI: I welcome the change. For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty. Many of these people have been betrayed but in our administration their needs will be met. Their hopes and dreams and interests will be reflected transparently in government… READ MORE   DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – Tips appreciated – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.