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Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues
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Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues

FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to his miraculous ability to spell out all words in tongues.

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Lame Local Church Doesn't Even Have An App
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Lame Local Church Doesn't Even Have An App

WACO, TX — According to sources, a lame local church doesn't even have its own app.

Global Leaders Warn That If WW3 Doesn't End Soon, It Could Disrupt Taylor Swift's Wedding
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Global Leaders Warn That If WW3 Doesn't End Soon, It Could Disrupt Taylor Swift's Wedding

WORLD — World leaders pleaded with Israel and the United States to stop attacking Iran this week in an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council, warning that if World War III doesn't end soon, it would likely distract from Taylor Swift's wedding.

New Reusable Water Bottle Makes You Sign In To Google
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New Reusable Water Bottle Makes You Sign In To Google

U.S. — According to sources, a new reusable water bottle now requires the user to sign into their Google account in order to open it.