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Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child 'Thomas Bombadil Vance'
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Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child 'Thomas Bombadil Vance'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of the public announcement that the couple was expecting their fourth child this summer, Second Lady Usha Vance gently informed the Vice President that they would not be naming their baby boy "Thomas Bombadil Vance."

Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!
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Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!

ICE is all over the news lately, with conflicting reports about what's actually happening. Many people have been left wondering if ICE agents are upholding the law and keeping Americans safe or perpetrating acts of evil on innocent people.

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REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ
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REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ

URGENT — A new report indicates that if you read this headline, you are, in fact, a racist.