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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America

After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are still reasons to feel good about yourselves.

Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
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Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank

ATLANTA, GA — While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, California Governor Gavin Newsom wowed a black audience by putting some hot sauce into his purple drank.

Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent
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Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent.

Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term
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Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer to a free third term.