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rumbleOdysee
Leaps in logic so DERANGED, you'll want to make asylums great again...

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Nancy Pelosi Goes FULL KAREN on Trump Over Mattress Tag Crime

Democrats' Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic
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Democrats' Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic

U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both houses of Congress to Republican control, a new survey revealed that Democrats' poll numbers had surged among the key narcoterrorist demographic.

rumbleOdysee
Anesthetic-named Democrat REFUSES to say if it was a "mistake" to say she "HATE[S]" Nashville

Hegseth Halts U.S. Demand For Illegal Drugs By Drone Striking Hunter Biden
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Hegseth Halts U.S. Demand For Illegal Drugs By Drone Striking Hunter Biden

U.S. — In a shift from addressing the issue of foreign narcotics trade by attacking cartel boats, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he had halted demand in the U.S. for illegal drugs by drone striking Hunter Biden.