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Branco Cartoon – Where’s Walorado
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Branco Cartoon – Where’s Walorado

A.F. Branco Cartoon – Compare and contrast the Biden years against the Trump years on Immigration and the economy. There is no comparison; Trump wins hands down. BRANCO TOON STORE Tom Homan Fires Warning Shot to Illegals in Migrant Caravan Marching Toward US Border (VIDEO) By Cristina Laila – The Gateway Pundit – Sept. 28, 2026 Border Czar Tom Homan weighed in on the latest migrant caravan that is currently in Mexico and marching toward the US border. As TGP reported over the weekend, a migrant caravan is marching toward the US border ahead of the midterm elections. More than 400 aliens from the Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday en route to the United States, Reuters has confirmed. At least two NGOs are funding this caravan. According to independent reporter Anthony Aguero, “Proyecto Faro and ADRA” are the two main NGOs assisting the migrant caravan: Proyecto Faro, the immigrant support nonprofit out of Rockland County, New York, is funded by a mix of foundations, nonprofits, and government grants. Mainly funded by a Jewish Foundation, The Harry Donenfeld Foundation, named for the Jewish immigrant who co-founded DC Comics… READ MORE & Video DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

BREAKING: Thousands of immigrants heading to US to become victims of systemic racism
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BREAKING: Thousands of immigrants heading to US to become victims of systemic racism

McALLEN, TX—A migrant caravan from Africa and Central America is heading for the United States to become victims of the worst systemic racism in the world ever. President-illegitimate Joe Biden has extended an official offer for immigrant people of color to come to the bastion of white supremacy that is America. “The United States invented racism and slavery. Everyone knows that,” Sallie Suckface from Berkeley, CA said. “Yet they’re minorities risking everything they have to come to the United States because minorities have it so bad here.” Every day, thousands give up their safe space of their home country where they are part of an ethnic majority to come to America so that they can be systematically persecuted by white supremacists every day. “People of color are horribly oppressed here—more than anywhere else in the world. They’re only coming here because they feel so impassioned about our cause that they want to stand shoulder to shoulder with all of these white privileged Black Lives Matter protesters.” “Refugees from Africa and Asia are making their way to the United States in record numbers, obviously because they are gluttons for abuse. They want to be oppressed because they will be completely marginalized in this country, duh,” Suckface said. “They will give you food and shelter and health care and an education and you’ll probably get a scholarship to attend an Ivy League school for free so that you can complain about how bad you have it! It will be horrible. That’s how much they care about this cause,” Suckface added. Originally published Feb. 4, 2021. The post BREAKING: Thousands of immigrants heading to US to become victims of systemic racism appeared first on Genesius Times.

Jesus Turns Wine Back to Water After Weddings Guests Start Doing The Electric Slide
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Jesus Turns Wine Back to Water After Weddings Guests Start Doing The Electric Slide

CANA — New research has suggested that the famous miracle of the water turned into wine at the wedding at Cana may have been undone soon thereafter, as Jesus witnessed guests doing the Electric Slide.

Mamdani Announces New Plan To Fight Antisemitism By Locking His Wife In A Closet
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Mamdani Announces New Plan To Fight Antisemitism By Locking His Wife In A Closet

NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a new plan to fight antisemitism by locking his own anti-semitic wife in their bedroom closet.

Woman Prepares For Start Of 'Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee' Season
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Woman Prepares For Start Of 'Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee' Season

JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn't contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said is the start of "taking pictures of your Bible next to a cup of coffee" season.