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Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins
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Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump's ban on assassins being allowed into the White House.

Omar, Having Mastered Roman Numerals, Asks Who is this ‘President Eleven Jinping?’
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Omar, Having Mastered Roman Numerals, Asks Who is this ‘President Eleven Jinping?’

WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) expressed sharp frustration Thursday after concluding that China’s leader is named President Eleven Jinping, a discovery she said followed intensive study of Roman numerals with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “People think I’m stupid, but I figured out that the II in World War II means two,” Omar told reporters outside the Capitol. “I understand Roman numerals now, but who is this President Eleven Jinping?” Omar said she had been reviewing the numbering system and determined that XI equals eleven. “I’ve been studying up on Roman numerals with my brilliant scholar friend, AOC,” she said. “So I now know II is 2 and XI is eleven. Is Jinping the eleventh Chinese president? We demand to know!” Pressed on whether she believed Xi Jinping’s given name was literally “Eleven,” Omar grew irritated and asked reporters to confirm the spelling. After several minutes of back-and-forth, she ended the exchange. “I have wifey duties,” she said, turning away. She added that those duties involved her brother/husband, then left without further comment. Aides did not immediately clarify whether Omar was referring to a translation error, a nickname, or a newly identified head of state. The post Omar, Having Mastered Roman Numerals, Asks Who is this ‘President Eleven Jinping?’ appeared first on Genesius Times.

Branco Cartoon – Bullhorns
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Branco Cartoon – Bullhorns

A.F. Branco Cartoon – CNN and MSNOW have become the main bullhorns for the left’s propaganda machine, spewing out fake news. BRANCO TOON STORE NEW: Trump Nukes CNN and MS Now for Refusing to Cover Xi Visit – “That’s Why They Have Such Poor Ratings” By Jordan Conradson – The Gateway Pundit – Sept. 24, 2026 President Trump went off on CNN and MS Now again after welcoming Xi Jinping to the White House on Thursday, with events that the left-wing media refused to cover on their networks. President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump welcomed Xi and his wife, Madame Peng, to the White House this morning. Trump and Xi delivered remarks, exchanged gifts, and observed a military review. The festivities included a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber and F-22s flying over the White House. WATCH: … READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

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