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Vlad the Impaler Surges to Commanding Lead in 2028 Republican Primary Poll
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Vlad the Impaler Surges to Commanding Lead in 2028 Republican Primary Poll

WASHINGTON — A new CNN/SSRS survey of 1,032 U.S. adults, conducted December 4–7 with a margin of error of ±3.5 percentage points, finds 15th-century Wallachian voivode Vlad III, better known as Vlad the Impaler, vaulting to a dominant 64 percent among Republican primary voters. The poll, released this week by GenesisTimes.com, places the late medieval ruler well ahead of Vice President JD Vance at 22 percent, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis at 10 percent, and Senator Marco Rubio at 4 percent. Analysts noted the abrupt shift with characteristic restraint. “Voters appear to be responding to a candidate with a proven track record of decisive leadership and infrastructure projects involving vertical wooden stakes,” said one unnamed Republican strategist. “In a crowded field, clarity of method still counts.” Vlad’s campaign, which has not formally announced, has offered no comment. Historical records indicate he preferred to communicate through the strategic placement of enemies along major roadways, a messaging approach some consultants described as “highly visual and difficult to ignore.” Vance’s team pointed to the challenger’s limited experience with modern telecommunications and social media. “Our candidate has a Twitter account,” a spokesman noted. “That remains a meaningful distinction in contemporary politics.” DeSantis and Rubio declined to address the numbers directly. Both campaigns emphasized their continued focus on conventional issues such as border security and tax policy, neither of which historically involved large-scale public impalement. The survey marks the first time a figure deceased for more than five centuries has led a major-party primary contest in the modern polling era. Experts cautioned that early numbers can shift, particularly if the frontrunner remains unavailable for debates or town halls due to long-standing scheduling constraints. The post Vlad the Impaler Surges to Commanding Lead in 2028 Republican Primary Poll appeared first on Genesius Times.

Branco Cartoon – Minnesota Burning
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Branco Cartoon – Minnesota Burning

A.F. Branco Cartoon – Communism has a stranglehold on Minnesota after the blue tsunami swept over the country. Democrats win another trifecta in Minnesota, poised to take full control of state government in January Luke Sprinkle – AlphaNews.org – November 4, 2026 Despite the widespread fraud that has occurred, voters rewarded Democrats with large majorities in the Minnesota Senate and Minnesota House of Representatives. Minnesota Democrats won full control of state government on Tuesday, winning Minnesota’s House, Senate, and governorship for the second time in four years. Going into Tuesday, Democrats had a 34-33 majority in the Minnesota Senate. According to results from the Minnesota Secretary of State, Democrats have substantially increased their Senate majority by winning 39 seats. Republicans won just 28 seats. While Republicans were hopeful about flipping multiple DFL Senate seats, including three that were won by President Donald Trump in 2024, the GOP flipped just one seat and lost many others that they were expected to… READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

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