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The Diet Coke CULPRIT Revealed

Beloved Headmaster For School Of Gifted Youngsters Dead At 86
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Beloved Headmaster For School Of Gifted Youngsters Dead At 86

WESTCHESTER, NY — Charles Xavier, the beloved headmaster of Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, died this afternoon. He was 86 years old.

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Obama Gets Roasted!

Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
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Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%

ST. PAUL, MN — Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.

Mamdani Charges Man With Hate Crime For Cleaning Graffiti Off 9/11 Memorial
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Mamdani Charges Man With Hate Crime For Cleaning Graffiti Off 9/11 Memorial

NEW YORK, NY — At the direction of Mayor Zoran Mamdani, authorities detained a janitor who removed red graffiti from New York's 9/11 Memorial and have charged him with a hate crime.