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Hillary Clinton Says She Only Recalls Meeting Epstein That One Time When She Murdered Him
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Hillary Clinton Says She Only Recalls Meeting Epstein That One Time When She Murdered Him

CHAPPAQUA, NY — While being questioned at the Chappaqua Performing Arts Center on Thursday, Hillary Clinton reportedly informed the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that she only recalled meeting Jeffrey Epstein that one time when she murdered him.

10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic
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10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic

There may be a bias toward Protestantism here, but being Catholic has its perks, too (reportedly). A delegation from The Babylon Bee flew out to Rome to meet with the College of Cardinals to find out the best reasons to be Catholic.

Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is
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Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former president and axophone player Bill Clinton testified to members of Congress today that his answer to their questions depended on what the definition of "child trafficking" is.

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Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Little Tikes Cozy Coupe
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Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Little Tikes Cozy Coupe

U.S. — Tesla announced on Friday that it had entered an agreement to create a joint venture with Little Tikes to bring Full Self-Driving to the Cozy Coupe.