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American Values Under Attack: County Replaces 4-Way Stop With Roundabout
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American Values Under Attack: County Replaces 4-Way Stop With Roundabout

BATESVILLE, IN — In what many called a brazen attack on cherished American values, the Ripley County Board of Commissioners announced that it had elected to replace a local 4-way stop with one of those roundabouts.

WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy
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WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy

Fat Gun: Doughboy is a political documentary that follows the bizarre and covert diplomatic mission known only as Operation Doughboy—an alleged effort by U.S. Vice President JD Vance to persuade the government of Iran to express gratitude after the United States bombed several of its nuclear facilities. Part investigative film, part ode to Tom Cruise, Fat Gun: Doughboy reconstructs the strange chain of events following the controversial U.S. strikes that American officials claimed were precise operations targeting Iran’s nuclear program rather than the nation itself. The film asks the uncomfortable question: If you bomb a country but insist you’re not at war with it… what exactly are you expecting them to say? Through leaked memos, dramatized reenactments, and interviews with bewildered diplomats, military strategists, and etiquette experts, the documentary chronicles the behind-the-scenes attempt to engineer the world’s most awkward thank-you note. Viewers follow a trail of secret meetings, cultural misunderstandings, and increasingly desperate public-relations tactics as American officials search for the elusive phrase: “We appreciate the bombing.” At the center of the story is Vice President Vance, portrayed as the unlikely architect of Operation Doughboy—a mission premised on the theory that a well-executed bombing might actually be considered a helpful service if only it were explained properly. As the film unfolds, the line between diplomacy, propaganda, and farce begins to blur. Fat Gun: Doughboy explores the surreal language of modern geopolitics—where wars are not wars, bombs are acts of peace, and the greatest diplomatic victory might be convincing your adversary to simply say… thanks. The post WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy appeared first on Genesius Times.

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March 5, 2026 — Today's Conservative Cartoon
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March 5, 2026 — Today's Conservative Cartoon

March 5, 2026 — Today's Conservative Cartoon

Branco Cartoon – Orange Crush
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Branco Cartoon – Orange Crush

A.F. Branco Cartoon – For too long, the Washington, D.C. establishment has kicked the dangerous can down the road, until Trump. BRANCO TOON STORE WATCH LIVE: Pete Hegseth and Dan Caine Deliver Press Briefing on Day 5 of Operation Epic Fury in Iran – 8 AM ET By Jordan Conradson – The Gateway Pundit – Mar 4, 2026 War Secretary Pete Hegseth will deliver another press briefing with Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force General Dan Caine this morning to provide updates on US military operations. Hegseth and Caine held a press conference on Monday, where they provided an update on Operation Epic Fury after the US attacked Iran on Saturday, killing dozens of senior officials and Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Today’s briefing comes as Operation Epic Fury enters its fifth day and as US forces continue operations against designated foreign terrorist cartels in the Western Hemisphere… READ MORE   DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – Tips appreciated – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.