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James Gunn Passes on Chance to Make Any Money on Supergirl Film by not Casting Sydney Sweeney
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James Gunn Passes on Chance to Make Any Money on Supergirl Film by not Casting Sydney Sweeney

Hollywood, CA — In a move that has left studio accountants weeping openly into their spreadsheets, DC Studios co-CEO James Gunn has deliberately chosen not to cast Sydney Sweeney as Supergirl in the upcoming Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, effectively declining what industry experts describe as “the easiest billion-dollar payday in superhero history.” Insiders report that Gunn, fully aware of Sweeney’s proven ability to turn red carpets into global events and modest films into cultural phenomena, opted instead for Australian actress Milly Alcock. The decision is being hailed as a bold commitment to making horrible fils—and a complete rejection of guaranteed box-office dominance. “Money isn’t everything,” a spokesperson for Gunn reportedly said while staring wistfully at projections showing what could have been record-breaking opening weekends, endless merchandise sales, and a marketing campaign that would have run itself on thirst alone. “Sometimes you have to ask: Do we really need theaters packed with people who just want to see a beautiful, charismatic woman soar across the screen in a cape? The answer, apparently, is no.” Alcock, celebrated for her intense, brooding performance in House of the Dragon, will bring a darker, more traumatized take on Kara Zor-El—a choice that prioritizes “depth” and “emotional realism” over the kind of widespread appeal that prints money like a malfunctioning ATM. Critics of the decision point out that Sweeney’s casting could have single-handedly revived interest in the DC Universe, drawn in casual viewers by the millions, and ensured Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow became the must-see event of 2026. Instead, Gunn has elected to pursue critical acclaim and thematic consistency, two things notoriously difficult to deposit in a bank. “James understands that financial success is fleeting,” one producer explained through gritted teeth. “What lasts forever is the satisfaction of making the film you want, even if it means leaving hundreds of millions on the table.” As the film heads toward its June 2026 release, one thing is clear: James Gunn has proven that some directors value vision over profit. Hollywood, ever the dreamer, salutes his sacrifice—while quietly updating résumés for the next surefire blockbuster. The post James Gunn Passes on Chance to Make Any Money on Supergirl Film by not Casting Sydney Sweeney appeared first on Genesius Times.

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12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than 'Monopoly'
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12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than 'Monopoly'

Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don't let that happen to you.

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Kilmar Abrego Garcia Uses Frequent Flyer Miles To Take Killer Disney Vacation
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia Uses Frequent Flyer Miles To Take Killer Disney Vacation

ORLANDO, FL — The much-publicized legal tug-of-war over his deportation finally paid off for illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, as he announced that he was using all the frequent flyer miles he racked up during the ordeal to take a killer Disney vacation.