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Gas Stations Across US Add “Would You Like to Add a Tip for Israel?” Option at the Pump
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Gas Stations Across US Add “Would You Like to Add a Tip for Israel?” Option at the Pump

Gas stations nationwide have begun prompting drivers with a new question at the point of sale: “Would you like to add a tip for Israel?” The optional surcharge, available in preset amounts of $1, $3, $5 or a custom figure, appears on pump screens and indoor payment terminals after customers select their fuel grade and payment method. A short accompanying message notes that the contribution supports “our great ally during a historic time.” Retailers said the feature was rolled out rapidly this week following quiet encouragement from the Trump administration and major fuel-brand partners. Station owners described the change as straightforward to implement and difficult for hurried drivers to ignore. “It’s just another prompt, like the ones for car washes or charity,” said one Midwest franchisee. “Most people hit ‘no,’ but some don’t.” The addition comes as average U.S. gasoline prices remain elevated amid the ongoing U.S.-Israel military campaign against Iran and related disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz. Administration officials have framed the conflict as a necessary assertion of strength that will ultimately benefit American consumers. White House spokesmen welcomed the stations’ initiative, calling it a “voluntary expression of gratitude” that requires no new government program. Israeli officials issued a brief note of appreciation. Early reports indicate a modest percentage of transactions include a tip. Drivers interviewed at pumps offered a range of reactions, from automatic acceptance to visible irritation at the extra step required to decline. The prompt is expected to become standard at most major chains within days. The post Gas Stations Across US Add “Would You Like to Add a Tip for Israel?” Option at the Pump appeared first on Genesius Times.

Branco Cartoon – Feeling Green
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Branco Cartoon – Feeling Green

A.F. Branco Cartoon – Forget about the “Green New Deal”; Trump just sealed the “Greenland New Deal”, to the chagrin of the left and the globalists BRANCO TOON STORE Art Of The Deal: U.S., Denmark And Greenland Secure Historic Agreement For Permanent U.S. Military Presence By Robert Romano – DailyTorch.com – Sept. 21, 2026 “I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America… We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are… READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

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