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Ilhan Omar Starting To Regret Hiring Immigration Attorney From Quality Citizeship Center
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Ilhan Omar Starting To Regret Hiring Immigration Attorney From Quality Citizeship Center

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a raid on her home by federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar has expressed regret over hiring an immigration attorney from the Quality Citizeship Center.

Baptist Baseball Fans Torn Between Rooting For Team Named After Devil Or Team Named After Beer
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Baptist Baseball Fans Torn Between Rooting For Team Named After Devil Or Team Named After Beer

ALPHARETTA, GA — A full-time Baptist and part-time baseball fan is reportedly struggling ahead of the coming World Series matchup between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, unsure whether to root for the team named after beers or the team named after devils.

Neighborhood Children Woefully Unprepared For Local Man Who Chooses Trick Over Treat
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Neighborhood Children Woefully Unprepared For Local Man Who Chooses Trick Over Treat

NAPERVILLE, IL — Dozens of neighborhood trick-or-treaters were left completely unprepared Tuesday evening after local resident Burt Ostler unexpectedly opted for "trick" when presented with the classic Halloween ultimatum.

DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test
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DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test.

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