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French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism
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French Protesters Demand More Socialism To Fix Problems Caused By Socialism

PARIS — Angry over the deep societal rot caused by socialist policies, millions of French people took to the streets to demand even more socialism.

New Parents Celebrate Baby Sleeping Through The Night By Waking Up Every 20 Minutes To Check If He's Alive
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New Parents Celebrate Baby Sleeping Through The Night By Waking Up Every 20 Minutes To Check If He's Alive

DALLAS, TX — Local parents celebrated their 3-month-old son Nolan sleeping through the night last night by waking him up every 20 minutes to confirm that the infant was still alive.

Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans
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Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans

PARIS — The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive campaign ad for the Republican Party.

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