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Trump Assures Nation Troops Will Only Stay Deployed Until Middle East Peaceful
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Trump Assures Nation Troops Will Only Stay Deployed Until Middle East Peaceful

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation concerned about becoming involved in another never-ending conflict, President Trump assured Americans that U.S. troops would only remain deployed until the Middle East was at peace.

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s
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In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s

LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission changed course from splashing down off the coast of California and instead headed straight for a Buc-ee's.

Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth
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Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth

ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night's hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan reportedly created a lifelong memory when he caught a foul tooth.

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He married Monica while Hillary’s in prison?