Conservative Satire
Conservative Satire

Conservative Satire

@conservativesatire

The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next
Favicon 
babylonbee.com

The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next

The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation. As the dust settles, everyone is asking the question: what happens next? Here is what's about to happen:

Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah
Favicon 
babylonbee.com

Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah

NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown at half-staff to mourn the death of Ayatollah Khamenei.

YouTube
Baby Trump Thanks The Troops

Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom
Favicon 
babylonbee.com

Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom

TEHRAN — Iranian military leaders are reportedly "really kicking themselves" for not just having their latest meeting over zoom.

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body
Favicon 
babylonbee.com

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body

TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have located the rest of his body.