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7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid
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7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid

Kids these days. They're pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke tobacco. How can parents today recapture that toughness for their kids?

Man Unsure If What's Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket
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Man Unsure If What's Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket

CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he was missing in life was Jesus or a really cool jacket.

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog
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Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog

BRENTWOOD, TN — The man who pushed over Jack Reacher's motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoot John Wick's dog.

Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement
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Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just minutes before President Donald Trump announced a peace deal with Iran was close, a mysterious investor named "Pancy_Nelosi" placed hundreds of millions on a speculative trade that oil prices would plummet.