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Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!
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Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!

Fresh brisket is on the board!

The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day
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The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day

ST. PAUL, MN — Tax Day is here and Minnesota's vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that the deadline to file is midnight.

'HI BARACK!' Yells Biden As Car Passes House With A Lawn Jockey
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'HI BARACK!' Yells Biden As Car Passes House With A Lawn Jockey

WILMINGTON, DE — Secret Service agents reportedly looked at each other and shook their heads on Wednesday, as former President Joe Biden committed an unfortunate act of mistaken identity while his motorcade passed a house with a lawn jockey.

Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
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Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones

AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might significantly disrupt the many hours a day they currently spend sitting three inches apart on the sofa staring at their respective iPhones in total silence.

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