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rumbleOdysee
LMFAO...you can't make this sh*t up!

Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You're Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today
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Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You're Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today

PROVO, UT — Local wife Allie Goodman told her husband that she identified with all five of the common "love languages," and she was not sure which one she wanted today, but he was just going to have to guess.

rumbleOdysee
IT'S HAPPENING...HOLY SHIT!

Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway
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Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway

MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking a large boat in the middle of his driveway.

Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts
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Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts

BETHESDA, MD — Results from President Donald Trump's 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-chlorian count is "off the charts."