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8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah
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8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah

The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing about it? Here are just eight of the most incredible perks that come with being the new Supreme Leader:

Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal
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Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal

NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will lead to him being invited on a podcast tour and getting a six-figure book deal.

Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don't Vote For Him
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Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don't Vote For Him

PYONGYANG — History was made once again in the small but proud nation of North Korea, as longtime leader Kim Jong-Un's political party claimed victory by winning over the populace with his trademark charisma, experience, and ability to shoot you in the face if you don't vote for him.

5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs
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5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs

DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which he announced he would be switching his obsessive interest in backhoes to an obsessive interest in dinosaurs.

Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago
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Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago

TEHRAN — After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.