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Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn't Wish Death On People
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Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn't Wish Death On People

U.S. — On the heels of yet another attempted act of political violence being used for laughs by late-night talk show hosts, Americans expressed a deep longing for the good old days when comedians were funny and didn't wish death on people.

9 Warning Signs Your Teacher Might Be Plotting To Assassinate The President
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9 Warning Signs Your Teacher Might Be Plotting To Assassinate The President

As a student, it's wise to pick up clues from your teacher — whether it's their expectations of you, what they might include on the final exam, and whether they are plotting to assassinate the U.S. President.

Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday for a brief joint press conference in which he presented the British monarch with an autographed copy of the Declaration of Independence.

Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
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Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base

NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that the team would start beloved mascot Mr. Met at third base.

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