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‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress
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‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress

VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned the rest of the world's population not to fear mass Islamic migration.

Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump's New Triumphal Arch?
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Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump's New Triumphal Arch?

The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good until you realize just how racist it is.

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Bro was SWEATING BULLETS...

SCOTUS Rules Death Penalty Is OK For People Who Post 'BREAKING' And A Siren Emoji Before Every Tweet
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SCOTUS Rules Death Penalty Is OK For People Who Post 'BREAKING' And A Siren Emoji Before Every Tweet

U.S. — In a landmark decision sure to send shockwaves across the social media influencing sphere, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that the death penalty is OK for people who post "BREAKING" and a red siren emoji before every tweet.