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Girl Scouts Roll Out Merit Burkas
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Girl Scouts Roll Out Merit Burkas

NEW YORK — Girl Scouts of the United States of America announced Tuesday two new badges intended to broaden participation among members from a wider range of cultural and religious backgrounds. The most prominent is the Merit Burka, awarded to girls who complete a short module on modest dress, public comportment, and the historical role of covering in various societies. “In the name of inclusivity, we are proud to announce our young girls can now earn a beautiful merit burka,” said spokesperson Ihaytha Joos. “Nothing says second-class citizen like forcing women to wear a burka.” The organization described the badge as optional and “celebratory.” Requirements include wearing the garment during one troop meeting, submitting a one-page reflection on “lived experience of visibility,” and participating in a discussion facilitated by a diversity consultant. A companion badge, Cultural Sensitivity in the Marketplace, covers cookie sales etiquette in neighborhoods where female vendors are customarily accompanied. Girl Scouts officials said the program responds to feedback from families who felt existing badges failed to reflect global realities. No existing outdoor, STEM, or civic badges will be retired. Not to be outdone, Boy Scouts of America introduced a Stoning Badge available to scouts who demonstrate “community accountability” after a Girl Scout is judged to have stepped out of line. The award is presented following a documented incident, a short written rationale, and approval by a unit committee. “These young women need to be taught a lesson,” said Eagle Scout Woo Minbeater. “Luckily we aren’t handing out beheading badges, yet.” BSA characterized the badge as a limited pilot confined to older youth and requiring adult supervision. Officials emphasized it is not a requirement for rank advancement and exists alongside longstanding programs in first aid, citizenship, and environmental science. Neither organization released participation projections. A joint statement noted both programs remain voluntary and that troops may opt out without penalty. Parent groups on both sides of the issue issued competing petitions within hours of the announcements. The post Girl Scouts Roll Out Merit Burkas appeared first on Genesius Times.

Branco Cartoon – Malignancy
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Branco Cartoon – Malignancy

A.F. Branco Cartoon – The DSA has become a malignant tumor on the Democrat Party, jeopardizing the life of the party LOL! Panicked Democrats REALLY Do Not Want to Talk About Hasan Piker Anymore (VIDEO) By Mike LaChance – The Gateway Pundit – Aug 26, 2026 Democrats have finally figured out that the radical leftist influencer Hasan Piker is not good for their public image and are desperately trying to distance themselves from him. It’s already too late. People know who Piker is and that he has basically become a king maker for far left candidates who might or might not win running as a Democrat. Maybe Democrats should have tried to distance themselves from him immediately after he said that America deserved 9/11. Now they’re stuck with him. Democrat Rep. Debbie Dingell of Michigan recently had a total meltdown over Piker, telling reporters to stop asking her about him. Watch: READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

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