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Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse
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Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse

CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple's Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one.

'Sinners' Nominated For 'Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist'
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'Sinners' Nominated For 'Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist'

HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026, with Sinners being nominated for "Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist."

Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Accidentally Spray-Painting 'Go Away Jews' On A Synagogue
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Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Accidentally Spray-Painting 'Go Away Jews' On A Synagogue

NEW YORK, NY — The woman behind YouTube's most popular and beloved educational content for children found herself in hot water, as Ms. Rachel issued a public apology for accidentally spray-painting "GO AWAY JEWS" on a synagogue.

Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
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Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.

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