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Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A 'Black Coffee'
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Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A 'Black Coffee'

PUEBLO, CO — Stunned Starbucks workers completely froze up in apparent awestruck wonder as local 39-year-old man Nathan Almes ordered a mysterious beverage called a "black coffee," sources confirmed Thursday morning.

King Solomon Asks 1,000 Wives And Concubines If There Is Anything To Charges That He Is A Patriarchal Misogynist
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King Solomon Asks 1,000 Wives And Concubines If There Is Anything To Charges That He Is A Patriarchal Misogynist

JERUSALEM — King Solomon held court with his 700 wives and 300 concubines to ask whether or not there is anything to the charges he is a patriarchal misogynist.

Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity
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Delta To Remove All Electrical Systems From Planes After Learning Elon's Teslas Run On Electricity

ATLANTA, GA — Delta executives announced this week that they would be removing all electrical systems from their airplanes after learning Elon Musk's Tesla cars also run on electricity.

Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate 'No Hijacking' Sign
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Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate 'No Hijacking' Sign

TEL AVIV — Disaster nearly struck FlyDubai Flight FZ1073 this morning after the pilot forgot to illuminate the "No Hijacking" sign.

UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
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UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme

GLOUCESTERSHIRE — A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the men had shared a meme online.