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Hunter Biden Finally Arrested

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Exclusive: Lindsay Clancy Jury Speaks Out

A.I. Assures Everyone It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
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A.I. Assures Everyone It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid growing concerns over the existential threat of artificial intelligence, an AI-powered robot issued a statement on behalf of the computer's superintelligence, assuring mankind that it had absolutely no intention of exterminating the human race, as people will still be needed to serve as batteries.

Analysis: Tennis Least Gay Of All The Gay Sports
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Analysis: Tennis Least Gay Of All The Gay Sports

VALHALLA, NY — Analysts at the Gatorade Sports Science Institute confirmed on Thursday that tennis is the least gay of all the gay sports.

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Baby Trump & Kennedy's Pet Store Disaster