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Ilhan Omar Condemns Trump’s Iran Strikes as ‘Racist Against Terrorists’
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Ilhan Omar Condemns Trump’s Iran Strikes as ‘Racist Against Terrorists’

MINNEAPOLIS — In a blistering floor speech that lasted exactly as long as the average commercial break, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) today denounced President Trump’s limited airstrikes on Iranian military targets as “a textbook example of structural racism directed at our terrorist cousins overseas.” “Bombing people simply because they chant ‘Death to America’ while waving the flag of a theocratic death cult is the very definition of profiling,” Omar declared, adjusting her hijab for dramatic emphasis. “These are human beings with hopes, dreams, and extremely well-funded missile programs. To treat their desire to annihilate the Great Satan as anything other than a legitimate cultural expression is Islamophobic, anti-brown, and frankly lazy foreign policy.” The Minnesota congresswoman went on to argue that the precision-guided munitions used in the strikes carried an implicit bias. “When a Tomahawk missile chooses to hit an IRGC command center instead of, say, a nearby wedding, that is algorithmic discrimination,” she explained. “We need to defund the Defense Department until it can prove its ordnance is sufficiently anti-racist and has completed mandatory implicit-bias training.” Omar’s remarks drew immediate support from several progressive colleagues. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) tweeted, “Exactly. If we’re going to bomb anyone, at minimum we should be using carbon-neutral drones powered by solar guilt.” Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) added that she was “deeply troubled” by reports the strikes may have disrupted Iran’s underground tunnel network, which she described as “vital subterranean infrastructure for marginalized missile-delivery communities.” The White House responded with a one-sentence statement: “The President authorized strikes to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons capable of turning Tel Aviv into a parking lot. We regret any inconvenience to the feelings of Members of Congress.” At press time, Omar was reportedly preparing follow-up legislation titled the “Equity in Explosive Force Act,” which would require the Pentagon to conduct environmental-justice reviews before every sortie and guarantee that at least 30 percent of future targets be “cishet white-adjacent proxy forces” so as not to disproportionately burden brown and black-adjacent adversaries. Critics called the proposal unserious. Supporters called it long overdue. America remains deeply divided on whether state-sponsored terrorism deserves its own protected category under Title VII. The post Ilhan Omar Condemns Trump’s Iran Strikes as ‘Racist Against Terrorists’ appeared first on Genesius Times.

Branco Cartoon – Chair Bound
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Branco Cartoon – Chair Bound

A.F. Branco Cartoon – Democrats can’t stand for America because Marxism and hateful Trump Derangement Syndrome bind them down. BRANCO TOON STORE FOX’s Brit Hume Knocks Dem Reactions on Iran, Says They’re ‘Trapped’ by Trump Derangement Syndrome (VIDEO) By Mike LaChance – The Gateway Pundit – Feb 28, 2026 With the news of Trump’s actions in Iran, FOX News has brought on all of their primetime hosts and analysts to react on a Saturday night. During the 6:00 hour, Bret Baier was on and spoke to senior political analyst Brit Hume about the Democrat reaction to the news. Hume points out that if Trump pulls this off, and it looks like he will, it will be popular with the American people. He suggests that Democrats have become ‘trapped’ by their Trump Derangement Syndrome, which he acknowledges is… READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – Tips appreciated – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

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