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Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’
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Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."

Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?'
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Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?'

CHINO, CA — A casual greeting between two local men quickly turned disastrous, ensnaring them in an infinite loop of saying, "I'm good, man, how are you?"

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Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It's 'Two Corinthians' Or 'Eleven Corinthians'
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Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It's 'Two Corinthians' Or 'Eleven Corinthians'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar clashed over whether the correct title of the Apostle Paul's epistle was "Two Corinthians" or "Eleven Corinthians."

Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn
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Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British Redcoats standing on the White House lawn.