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Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board
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Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities in the Middle East extended into a second month, White House sources confirmed that President Donald Trump had officially begun negotiating with Iranian leadership via Ouija board.

ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast
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ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Vanessa Miller reported feeling annoyed Thursday morning when her favorite weekly ZipRecruiter ad was interrupted by three minutes of podcast content.

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI Company CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors
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'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI Company CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Anthropic, the maker of the next-generation AI assistant Claude, made news for giving increasingly aggressive pitches to investors ahead of a potential public offering. Founder and CEO Bob Anthropic recently gave his most emphatic speech to investors yet.

Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL
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Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — What had been a difficult week for Tiger Woods took a positive turn on Tuesday, as the pro golf legend was awarded an honorary California commercial driver's license.

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears
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Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears

MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is set to feature a solemn "reflecting pool" filled with liberal tears.