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Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad
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Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad

TEHRAN — According to U.S. intelligence sources, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei couldn't believe his luck when he received a DM from a cute guy by the name of Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad.

MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun
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MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun

U.S. — Ahead of Opening Day next week, Major League Baseball announced a new permanent rule where umpires who get more than 3 of their calls overturned over the course of a game will be jettisoned into the sun.

California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build
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California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build

LOS ANGELES, CA — California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of a public trash can that cost just $400 billion and took only 18 years to install.

Democrats Fear Higher Gas Prices Could Affect Molotov Cocktail Production
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Democrats Fear Higher Gas Prices Could Affect Molotov Cocktail Production

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the war in Iran creating both unrest in the Middle East and uncertainty in the oil industry, Democrats expressed fear that higher gas prices could affect Molotov cocktail production.

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California's wildlife "BRIDGE TO NOWHERE" turns into $114M+ boondoggle