NEW YORK — MSNOW announced Tuesday that it has hired “Un-Named Source” to host a new prime-time program, following the network’s retraction of a report claiming Kash Patel had secretly traveled to Russia while delivering a speech in Virginia. The story, which aired earlier in the week, was withdrawn after officials confirmed Patel remained in the United States. In a statement, the network described the error as regrettable. Rachel Maddow’s senior producer, Tue Namuncher, said the new program would address recurring issues with sourcing. “Having ‘Un-Named Source’ hosting his own show allows us to continue putting out fake news and not have to retract,” Namuncher said. The network plans to expand the format with additional contributors, including “Person Close to the President,” “Anonymous Source,” and “Person Close to the Matter.” Namuncher added that the arrangement would reduce the need for on-air corrections directed at the network’s audience. MSNOW did not specify a premiere date for the program. CNN responded later in the day by announcing that Anderson Cooper would be joined by a new co-host identified as “2 Persons Close to the President.” Network representatives declined to provide further details. The post “Un-Named Source” Gets Prime-Time Show On MSNOW appeared first on Genesius Times.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this weekend.

In a groundbreaking act of cognitive dissonance, fitness influencer @GluteGoddess69 has issued a stern public demand: strangers must immediately stop noticing her body… while she continues filming herself in increasingly smaller pieces of fabric for an audience of 1.4 million people. “It’s so exhausting,” she explained in a 47-second story, filmed from a low angle that somehow captured both her face and the entire lower half of her anatomy. “I just want to exist in my cute little gym set without men staring. Like, can I not just post thirst traps in peace?” The “cute little gym set” in question consisted of: Shorts that appear to have been designed by a committee of optimists A sports bra that is mostly theoretical Strategic lighting, three filters, and a carefully chosen camera angle that treats the human ass like a national monument She then posted the video with the caption: “POV: You’re just trying to get your steps in and men are being creeps again #GymHarassment #BodyAutonomy” When asked how she expects people to not look at something she is deliberately presenting in high definition to the entire internet, she clarified: “It’s different when I control the gaze. When random men do it, it’s objectification. When my followers do it, it’s engagement. Please like and subscribe.” Experts say this is the natural endpoint of modern empowerment: the right to be simultaneously the main character and the victim in your own softcore content. The post Influencer Demands Men Around Her Stop Looking at Her While She Films Video in Public for Followers appeared first on Genesius Times.