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4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’
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4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory in the midterms by officially renaming the Democrats "Republicans."

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Baby Trump Floods Mar a Lago

Feminist Mad That The Men She Hates Won't Date Her
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Feminist Mad That The Men She Hates Won't Date Her

PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman and self-proclaimed feminist Brandy Sidwell expressed frustration this week over the fact that all the men she hates refuse to date her.

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Incredible Artifacts That Prove We Found Noah's Ark

Sunday School Kid Had Different Expectations For Sword Drills
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Sunday School Kid Had Different Expectations For Sword Drills

ABILENE, TX — Local 8-year-old Caden Maxwell came home from Sunday School sorely disappointed that "Sword Drills" turned out to be far different than what he expected.