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LINDSAY CLANCY CRASH OUTS!!!

Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts
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Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts

WASHINGTON, D.C. — American voters overwhelmingly passed a federal ballot initiative yesterday ordering the removal of Massachusetts from the United States.

College Football Star Horrified He Might Be Drafted And Have To Take Huge Pay Cut
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College Football Star Horrified He Might Be Drafted And Have To Take Huge Pay Cut

TUSCALOOSA, AL — After putting on a superb performance in the season opener, young college football star Davis Mack began worrying that he could wind up in the NFL Draft and be forced to take a massive pay cut.

Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
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Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God

U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is still ultimately in the hands of God.

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