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Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With
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Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With

SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with.

Experts Rule Game Not A Sport If You Can Smoke An Entire Pack Of Cigs While Playing
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Experts Rule Game Not A Sport If You Can Smoke An Entire Pack Of Cigs While Playing

U.S. — A group of sports science experts have ruled that a game cannot be classified as a sport if it is possible to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes while playing.