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10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026
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10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026

If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday.

Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff
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Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff

SPACE — In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.

Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half
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Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half

JERUSALEM — A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom.

Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong
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Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Similar to the reaction of umpires to Major League Baseball's adoption of its new "Automated Ball-Strike System" to challenge calls, the United States Supreme Court has denounced the new "Automated Bench Scrutiny" system implemented to determine whether they decided a case wrong.