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AOC’s Secret IQ Score Just Leaked – Highest in Congress by a Mile!

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy
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Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy

LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said was a case of mistaken identity, as a quadruple amputee cornhole champion claimed it was a different quadruple amputee cornhole champion who shot that guy.

MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout
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MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout

NEW YORK, NY — As part of its ongoing agenda to minimize human errors that affect games, Major League Baseball announced that, in addition to using the "Automated Ball-Strike System" technology, all umpires would be replaced with cardboard cutouts.

Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home
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Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A major new source of fraud was uncovered in the nation's capital on Tuesday, where investigative journalist Nick Shirley revealed large sums of money were being funneled into a defunct assisted living center masquerading as an upscale old folks' home.

DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds
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DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds

Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest, try just gaining 20 pounds instead.