A.F. Branco Cartoon – Ilhan Omar’s Chickens are coming home to roost: immigration fraud, Financial fraud, and marriage fraud, among others being investigated. BRANCO TOON STORE ‘She doesn’t have any answers’: GOP nominee slams Ilhan Omar’s record, demands election debate By Liz Collin – and Dr. JC Chaix – AlphaNews.org – Oct. 16, 2026 “She is the most anti-American person that I’ve ever met in my entire life. I can’t believe that somebody like this was elected to represent Minnesota of all places. How did this happen?” said Republican candidate John Nagel. John Nagel, a Republican who is running against Rep. Ilhan Omar for the U.S. House in Minnesota’s Fifth District, said the incumbent congresswoman is the “most anti-American person… READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

PARIS — A group of French students entered a Louis Vuitton store on the Champs-Élysées yesterday and began removing merchandise, stating that they were looking for additional teachers and improved school facilities. After a thorough search of the sales floor, stockroom, and several handbags, they reported that none were present. “We checked under the counter, behind the display cases, and inside the larger trunks,” said one student, holding a monogram canvas tote. “Nothing. Not even a substitute teacher. It is surprising.” Store employees confirmed that the location stocks leather goods, apparel, and accessories but does not maintain a supply of educators or classroom materials. A company representative noted that this has been the case since the store opened and that no recent changes in inventory policy had been announced. Education ministry officials described the outcome as consistent with existing resource allocation. “Teachers and school improvements are distributed through the public system according to established formulas,” a spokesman said. “They are not typically stored in luxury retail outlets. The students appear to have consulted an incorrect directory.” A university researcher observing the event said the students’ expectations were understandable given current messaging. “Young people have been told for years that France’s problems stem from insufficient spending and unequal access to goods,” he explained. “It is natural they would begin their search at a prominent commercial address. That the search was unsuccessful does not, by itself, indicate a flaw in the approach.” Police cleared the store later in the afternoon. Several students were briefly detained but released after stating they had been conducting an educational assessment. Authorities said they would review security footage to determine whether any teachers had in fact been present and overlooked. In a brief statement, the Ministry of National Education reaffirmed its commitment to quality instruction and noted that additional funding requests remain under consideration. It advised students seeking teachers to continue checking conventional locations such as schools, though it acknowledged that results at those sites have also been mixed. The post Angry French Students Loot Louis Vuitton in Search of More Teachers and Better Schools, Find Neither appeared first on Genesius Times.

PARIS — In what officials are calling a powerful testament to successful integration, large groups of recent arrivals have begun expressing their gratitude for France’s generous welfare system, free healthcare, and open borders by methodically setting cars, shops, and occasionally entire city blocks on fire. “We are so thankful,” explained one community representative while supervising the combustion of a row of parked vehicles. “France gave us housing, monthly payments, and schools that do not insist we learn French. Burning things is simply how we show appreciation back home. It is only fair we share our culture.” Government spokesmen praised the development. “This is multiculturalism working exactly as intended,” said a Ministry of the Interior official. “They are no longer rioting against France. They are rioting with it, in the spirit of shared values. The important thing is that no one is forced to assimilate.” Police reports indicate the expressions of thanks have been especially enthusiastic in certain suburbs, where the number of vehicle fires has risen in rough proportion to the number of new social-benefit recipients. When asked whether the pattern suggested any difficulties with integration, a sociologist from the University of Paris replied that the real problem was “Francophone privilege” and the lingering expectation that newcomers might eventually adopt local norms. Meanwhile, a coalition of doctors and engineers—both native and newly arrived—has issued its own statement. They announced they will join the festivities and begin burning hospitals and infrastructure unless their already-high public salaries and pensions are increased further. “We have worked hard to reach these positions,” one physician told reporters. “If the state can afford to house and feed hundreds of thousands of people who arrived last year, it can certainly afford to give us more. Otherwise we will have no choice but to express our disappointment in the traditional manner.” President Macron’s office released a brief note thanking everyone involved for their “vibrant participation in French civic life” and reminding citizens that any criticism of the burning would itself constitute a failure of inclusion. Firefighters, for their part, said they remain committed to diversity and will continue responding to calls, provided the calls are not phrased in a way that implies the fires are undesirable. The post Immigrants Issue Heartfelt Thanks to France for Its Inclusivity by Burning It to the Ground appeared first on Genesius Times.