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Party That Promised To Save America Announces It's Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore
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Party That Promised To Save America Announces It's Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act and secure the integrity of U.S. elections, the party that promised to save America announced that it wasn't really interested in saving America anymore.

Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season
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Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season

LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in preparation ahead of this year's fire season.

Alex Jones Worried People Will Start To Think Stories Reported By Infowars Are Fake
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Alex Jones Worried People Will Start To Think Stories Reported By Infowars Are Fake

AUSTIN, TX — Following an announcement that Infowars would soon be converted into a satirical news outlet, American media personality Alex Jones, known for his fringe conspiracy theories related to the Sandy Hook school shooting and homosexual frogs, expressed concern that people would start to think the stories reported by Infowars are fake.

Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter'
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Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter'

KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months, enduring considerable hardship in the process, only to name him "Walter."

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Maury was in DISBELIEF over the BULLSH*T he just heard and so will YOU