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Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
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Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them

U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun offering media personality Tucker Carlson up to $1 million dollars if he agrees not to endorse them.

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Spencer Pratt Raps on Bass… She Fires Back With a Song!

Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
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Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire

NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that would never come, authorities confirmed Wednesday.

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Baby Trump Reveals Footage From UFO Files

Apostle John Pads Short Third Letter With Extra-Wide Margins, 22-Point Font
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Apostle John Pads Short Third Letter With Extra-Wide Margins, 22-Point Font

EPHESUS — Struggling to stretch his third letter to the recommended length, the Apostle John cleverly used 1.5-spacing, extra wide margins, and wrote in a generous 22-point font.