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Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm's Deep
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Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm's Deep

HELM'S DEEP, WESTFOLD OF ROHAN — Legal observers have clashed with immigration enforcement officers under the command of King Théoden at the tower fortress at Helm's Deep.

11 Things To Look For In A Pastor
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11 Things To Look For In A Pastor

Finding a pastor can be a tall order. Putting specific criteria in place can make all the difference.

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U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)
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U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)

U.S. — Seemingly at a loss as to how to solve the ongoing problems originating from the North Star State, everyone else in the United States reached a joint agreement to post Minnesota on Craigslist for $50 or best offer.

J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers'
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J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers'

WASHINGTON, DC — Protestors involved in the actions on January 6th, 2021 admit they wish they had just labeled themselves as "legal observers" and avoided all the arrests and stuff.