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Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand
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Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand

CUPERTINO, CA — The world's most popular and trendsetting tech manufacturer set the consumer world on fire once again this week, as Apple introduced a new iPhone for your other hand.

Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
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Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin

NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark commenced a plan to protect Greenland by securing it in a giant cookie tin.

ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack
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ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous source, social justice warriors have nine new places in mind.

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