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New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat
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New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat

SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER — The exploration of other strange, new worlds and the seeking out of new life and new civilizations hit an unexpected snag this week, as Starfleet's newest vessel was reportedly unable to reach warp speed because the crew was too fat.
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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude
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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.
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Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is
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Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is

U.S. — Progressive researchers working with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU ) said they were only a mere 15-20 years away from finding out what a woman is.
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NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
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NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.

BRUSSELS — Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland from the U.S.
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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 9 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude
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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 9 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

Every woman wants a hunky, conservative dude to marry. The hard part is knowing how to attract them.
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