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Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed
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Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem out back behind the White House woodshed.

8 New Jobs Dan Crenshaw Has His Eye On
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8 New Jobs Dan Crenshaw Has His Eye On

Following his primary loss to Steve Toth, Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw is now looking for a new career path.

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BREAKING: Iran Announces Their New Supreme Leader

‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso
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‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso

MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources revealed that Stephany Sumner, 37, was entirely unable to restrain herself from talking about how much she loved coffee after taking a sip of chocolate milk with a single drop of espresso in it.

U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb
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U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb

TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized a $30 million smart bomb to destroy one of Iran's used $3,200 Toyota pickup trucks.