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'Feminism Was A Mistake,' Thinks Man Immediately After Starting To Change Baby's Diaper
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'Feminism Was A Mistake,' Thinks Man Immediately After Starting To Change Baby's Diaper

MACON, GA — Local dad Ryan Thompson realized that the entire feminist movement was a huge mistake when he was about 10 seconds in to changing his 5-month-old son's diaper.

Seeing That It's 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble
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Seeing That It's 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble

AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached 5 PM. That meant that it was time for his daily ritual: painting some stubble on his face.

George Lucas Releases Edit Of The Bible Where Malchus Attacks Peter First
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George Lucas Releases Edit Of The Bible Where Malchus Attacks Peter First

LOS ANGELES, CA — Filmmaker George Lucas was reportedly branching out into Bible sales with a bold new special edition of God's Word, featuring a new edit where Malchus attacks Peter first.

'60 Minutes' Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
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'60 Minutes' Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard

NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the long-running CBS News program 60 Minutes began its search for a new pompous blowhard.