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After Seeing Ben Sasse's Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics
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After Seeing Ben Sasse's Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics

UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse's incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands why the former senator had to leave politics behind.

Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers
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Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers

LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — Traveling to and from work followed its standard pattern this morning, as a local dad once again split his commute between worshipping the Lord Jesus Christ and cursing out bad drivers.

Facing Budget Crisis, Mamdani Calls His Parents To Ask If He Can Borrow $4 Billion
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Facing Budget Crisis, Mamdani Calls His Parents To Ask If He Can Borrow $4 Billion

NEW YORK CITY, NY — Facing a significant budget crisis, Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirmed he had called his mother to ask if he can borrow $4 billion.

'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas
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'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late to ask who this "Gerry Mander" person was.