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'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast
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'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the Lord to bless to the nourishment of his body the six kinds of leftover pie he would be consuming for breakfast.

Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag
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Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag

RENO, NV — After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but without a "BLACK FRIDAY SALE" tag.

Branco Cartoon – Land of Billions In Fraud
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Branco Cartoon – Land of Billions In Fraud

A.F. Branco Cartoon – Minnesota is one big fraud state. Medicaid, Feeding Our Future, and Welfare dollars are going to Islamic Terrorism. BRANCO TOON STORE – 2026 Cartoon Calendar – And Great Christmas Ideas Book – Trump’s Night Before Christmas – On Amazon Republicans call on US attorney to investigate allegation of Somali fraud schemes funding al-Shabaab By Jenna Gloeb – AlphaNews.org – Nov 25, 2025 Trump’s move to end TPS for Somalia drew quick support from Republican leaders who say Minnesota’s fraud scandals have become a national security concern. President Donald Trump’s surprise weekend announcement on Truth Social declaring he would “immediately” terminate Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for Somali immigrants in Minnesota sent shockwaves through the state. Citing welfare fraud, gang violence, and money allegedly funneled to terrorist groups like Al-Shabaab, Trump blasted Gov. Tim Walz’s leadership of Minnesota calling the state a “hub of fraudulent money laundering activity.” The actual number of Somali TPS beneficiaries in Minnesota is reportedly small — roughly 430 as of the most recent count — meaning the vast majority of the state’s Somalis will be unaffected by the move… READ MORE   DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – Tips accepted and appreciated – it all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

rumbleOdysee
WOW! What an incredibly nuanced fresh take on the subject..NEVER heard this one before!?‍♂️

rumbleOdysee
Race-baiter goes on an ANTI-WHITE tirade so VILE, it will make your skin CRAWL...