US—A local mother announced Friday that continued disorderly conduct by her children will result in the family’s immediate relocation to Massachusetts, a measure she described as the final and most severe option available under household policy. “I’ve tried everything else,” the mother, who asked not to be named to protect the children’s privacy, told reporters while unloading groceries. “If they don’t straighten up, we’re moving to Massachusetts. That’s it. Pack the winter coats.” The threat, first issued during a dispute over unfinished chores and screen time, has been formalized in a handwritten notice taped to the refrigerator. The document specifies that the move would occur “without further warning” and would include enrollment in Massachusetts public schools, participation in year-round youth sports, and exposure to what the notice calls “different values.” Family members said the announcement followed a series of lesser sanctions that failed to produce compliance, including loss of dessert privileges, earlier bedtimes, and a temporary ban on the backyard trampoline. Those measures, the mother said, had “diminished deterrent value.” Child-behavior specialists described the Massachusetts option as an escalation rarely seen in the Gulf South. “Most parents in this region stop at grounding or extra chores,” said Dr. Elaine Boudreaux, a family counselor in Mandeville. “Invoking an actual change of jurisdiction and climate zone is new. It introduces variables the children cannot easily model.” Massachusetts officials, reached for comment, issued a brief statement. “We welcome families who arrive through lawful channels,” a spokesman for the governor’s office said. “We do not comment on individual parenting strategies or the relative severity of our winters.” The children, ages 8, 11, and 14, declined to speak on the record. One was observed quietly folding laundry Saturday morning. Neighbors reported an unusual calm in the household since the notice appeared. No moving date has been set. The mother said implementation remains contingent on future conduct and that the family still prefers to remain in Louisiana “if at all possible.” The post Local Mother Threatens to Move Kids to Massachusetts If They Don’t Start ‘Behaving Right Now!’ appeared first on Genesius Times.

CLEVELAND — The National Football League has granted the Cleveland Browns permission to place a brown turd emoji on both sides of their helmets, ending the franchise’s long-standing status as the only major professional sports team without a distinctive, immediately recognizable mark. The decision followed a multi-year branding review conducted by an outside marketing firm. Owner Jimmy Haslam said the process was exhaustive.Owner Jimmy Haslam said the change was the product of years of listening sessions and focus-group testing. “We heard the community,” Haslam said. “We wanted to keep the color brown, but having the team name ‘Browns’ was simply no longer tenable. The turd is inclusive. It has no ethnicity. It just sits there.” Team officials said the search originally produced three finalists. A massage-table concept was discarded after focus groups registered little enthusiasm. A second option—a white woman with a black eye and a missing front tooth—was set aside because executives concluded it would exclude battered Black women. That left the turd. Merchandise featuring the new mark went on sale within hours of the announcement. Early sales figures were described as strong. Haslam reiterated that the selection process was rigorous. A massage-table concept was discarded after testers found it “unclear.” A second finalist—an illustration of a white woman with a black eye and missing tooth—was rejected because it “failed to represent battered Black women.” That left the turd. Merchandise featuring the emoji went on sale immediately. Early reports indicated strong demand for hats, flags and “Flush It Down” towels. Longtime season-ticket holder Masz O’Kist said the rebrand captured the fan experience with unusual precision. “If it’s brown, flush it down,” O’Kist said. “We’ve been saying that for 27 years. Now it’s official.” League officials said the new mark complies with NFL uniform and content guidelines. The Browns will wear the updated helmets Sunday. The post Cleveland Retires ‘Racist’ Browns Name; Changes to Cleveland Turds appeared first on Genesius Times.

A.F. Branco Cartoon – The Democrat fear machine is back in business. They gave you global warming, Y2K, COVID, and now they say AI will end the world. BRANCO TOON STORE Mollie Hemingway on Democrat AI Fearmongering: ‘Top AI Oligarchs Are All Massively Aligned With the Democratic Party’ (VIDEO) By Mike Lachance – The Gateway Pundit – Sept. 15, 2026 Have you noticed that lots of Democrats are suddenly fearmongering about AI, like right out of the blue? None of this is happening by accident. It’s all about control and money, the usual reasons, in other words. This weekend on FOX News Sunday, conservative writer and political analyst Mollie Hemingway of The Federalist did a great job of explaining this. Transcript via Real Clear Politics: SHANNON BREAM: Dario Amodei worries about the takeover of the internet by these AI agents. But he talks about China: “If we greatly restrain our AI capabilities in the belief China will do the same, and then China defects, A.I. could be so powerful that such a defection could lead to their geopolitical dominance.” How do you measure these imbalances? MOLLIE HEMINGWAY: First of all, Dario Amodei runs an AI company, but if he really believes these things, he has complete control… READ MORE DONATE to A.F. Branco Cartoons – $5.00, $10.00, $20.00, 50.00 – It all helps to fund this website and keep the cartoons coming. Also, Venmo @AFBranco – THANK YOU! A.F. Branco has taken his two greatest passions (art and politics) and translated them into cartoons that have been popular all over the country in various news outlets, including NewsMax, Fox News, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and “The Washington Post.” He has been recognized by such personalities as Rep. Devin Nunes, Dinesh D’Souza, James Woods, Chris Salcedo, Sarah Palin, Larry Elder, Lars Larson, Rush Limbaugh, Elon Musk, and President Trump.

U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney.