Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star
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Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In addition to calling for Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to resign due to his oversight of military drone strikes against drug boats, Democrats also accused Luke Skywalker of war crimes for using more than one proton torpedo against the Death Star.