Washington, D.C. — In a fiery press conference on Capitol Hill today, Republican leaders pledged to finally address the nation’s “exploding crisis of fraud” in government programs, elections, and everyday life — but only if and when the party achieves unified control of the presidency, the House of Representatives, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. “Mark my words,” declared House Speaker Mike Johnson, speaking to reporters amid the backdrop of the U.S. Capitol. “The moment we get the White House, a solid majority in the House, total dominance in the Senate, and a reliable Supreme Court, we’ll root out every last bit of this rampant fraud that’s plaguing America. No more excuses.” Senate Majority Leader John Thune echoed the sentiment, adding, “We’ve been saying this for years: give us all the levers of power, and we’ll fix it. Fraud in welfare, fraud in voting, fraud in everything — it’s out of control. But we need that complete trifecta-plus-SCOTUS to really get things done.” Sources close to the leadership confirmed that the party has been patiently waiting for this elusive full sweep, which insiders describe as “just around the corner, probably any day now.” Critics pointed out that Republicans currently hold the presidency under Donald Trump, narrow majorities in both the House (220-215) and Senate (53-47), and a 6-3 conservative majority on the Supreme Court — a level of control not seen since 2019. However, GOP spokespersons dismissed these observations as “fake news” and “partisan nitpicking,” insisting that true unified government requires “even more seats, maybe some extras, and definitely no moderates.” When pressed on why no major anti-fraud legislation has advanced despite the party’s current dominance, Johnson replied, “Look, we’re doing what we can with the limited power we have. But real change? That comes when we finally, truly get everything.” Democratic leaders responded with confusion, with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries stating, “We’re happy to work on actual fraud prevention anytime. Perhaps they’ve been too busy with other priorities.” The pledge comes as Congress wraps up a record-low year for legislative output, with fewer than 40 bills signed into law despite unified Republican control. Party officials remain optimistic, however, that the long-awaited full takeover will arrive soon — possibly after the next election, or the one after that. In related news, Republican lawmakers also promised to balance the budget, secure the border, and lower gas prices “the second we get real power.” The post GOP Leaders Vow Crackdown on ‘Rampant Fraud’ Once They Secure the Presidency, the House, the Senate, and Supreme Court appeared first on Genesius Times.