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“He Brings Me Wood” – Riley Green Stars In Suggestive New Ad For Black Rifle Coffee
They knew exactly what they were doing with this one.
Riley Green seems to be embracing his role as country music’s heartthrob.
A couple of years ago he made his debut as an underwear model for Gildan in a campaign that sent the ladies into a frenzy:
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And Riley’s once again back and leaning into his sex appeal with a new ad for Black Rifle Coffee.
The veteran-focused coffee brand called on the country music superstar for a humorous advertisement that’s full of double entendres and risqué jokes as a woman fantasizes over Riley:
“Is it just the mustache? No, it’s all of it.
It’s the way he brings me wood…to keep us nice and warm. … And the way he uses his hands.”
At the end of the commercial though, the woman meets the same fate as…well, pretty much all the other women out there dreaming about Riley Green: She wakes up and realizes it was all a dream, as even her husband seems to understand that she was dreaming about another man.
I mean, props to Riley for leaning into it.
Of course the ad also comes amid plenty of relationship drama surrounding the “Worst Way” singer and one of his female country music counterparts.
Last week, Megan Moroney released her newest album, Cloud 9, which included a song called “Who Hurt You?” that fans are convinced is about Riley.
Moroney hasn’t confirmed the speculation, but has alluded to the fact that it would answer many of the questions she gets from the media…and obviously there have been plenty of questions about the status (or lack thereof) of the relationship between the two over the past year or so:
“I remember coming up with that song and trying to include every possible detail that rhymes, so that I could put it out into the world and never have to talk about that situation again.
Songwriting is always therapeutic for me—but with ‘Who Hurt You?’ in particular I released so many emotions, and it feels really great not to have that all pent-up inside me anymore.”
The last verse is really the most scathing, where she calls this person out for dating 21-year-olds and constantly needing his ego fed, admitting that even though she fell for it, she knows she’ll eventually move on and he won’t:
“You said you needed less flashy, more fun
Oh, of course she’s 21
On your arm through the bar
God, I hate how gross you are
And how did I not see it?
Your ego, it needs feeding
Endlessly, relentlessly
At the cost of me
And I’ll move on and
I’ll find better But you’ll stay the same forever”
Well to further the speculation, after the song came out, Riley took to social media with an unreleased tune of his own called “POS Like Me,” that has fans convinced it was a response to Moroney:
“And yeah I drive too fast,
Spend too much time chasing largemouth bass,
And I’m hooked on cussing, I’m hooked on snuff,
And we both know you love that,
Drink a little cold, every hunting season I disappear,
You hated my dog, I guess you hated my songs,
Hell you hated it way out here,
One day you’re gonna try, but you ain’t never gonna find,
Another low down, no good, rusted truck driving,
Waffle House, eating overall wearing, piece of s*** like me”
Hey, as long as people are talking about him I guess. And with this newest Black Rifle ad, there’s no doubt plenty of people will keep talking.The post “He Brings Me Wood” – Riley Green Stars In Suggestive New Ad For Black Rifle Coffee first appeared on Whiskey Riff.