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“They’d Never Find You”: Trace Adkins Recalls the Hilarious Way He Intimidated His Daughter’s College Boyfriend
That’ll do it.
Trace Adkins has been around since his breakout 1996 debut album Dreamin’ Out Loud, which featured his first top-five hit, “Every Light in the House,” and his first number-one single, “(This Ain’t) No Thinkin’ Thing,” Adkins was an instant country music star. Winning the ACM Award for Top New Male Artist the following year, Adkins solidified his seat at the table and continued to deliver country music gold as the years went on.
He’s best known for late ’90s and early 2000s hits such as the infamous “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and “Swing,” as well as other popular tracks such as “Every Light In the House,” “You’re Gonna Miss This” and “Ladies Love Country Boys.” Beyond the patented baritone vocals and deep, southern drawl, however, is a long history of near-encounters with death throughout his life… but that’s another conversation for another time.
He has five daughters too, two with his first wife, Barbara Lewi; Sarah Adkins (1985) and Tarah Adkins (1983), and three with his second wife, Rhonda Forlaw; Mackenzie (1998), Briana (2001) and Trinity (2004).
And as you can imagine, having five daughters made for some pretty funny dating stories in the Adkins household, and during a recent interview with radio hosts Big D and Bubba, he recalled telling one of their boyfriends he should just get out of the relationship on his terms, because he knew it wouldn’t last:
“This one guy, I felt bad for him, you know, so I was just like, ‘Dude,’ and I kind of took him aside, and was like, ‘You’re not gonna make it, man.’ He’d been around long enough that I just knew, he’s not going to stick around. She’s going to get rid of him.
And so I just told him, I was like, ‘Man, you know, I don’t know how invested you are in this whole thing, but you need to get out on your terms. Because this ain’t gonna last. I can see what’s coming.'”
A total dad move…
He also recalled a little hunting trip with one of his daughter’s boyfriend he didn’t like, and how he had wanted to go hunt on his land. The two of them went together, and Trace pulled another classic dad move and told this boy that he could kill him out there and “nobody would ever know” or find him”:
“One of them, one time, he wanted to hunt out on my place, and I was like, I guess so. But I didn’t really like him that much, and so we get out there in the middle of the woods, and we’re standing there looking around, and I was like, ‘You know what, man, I could kill you right now and nobody would ever know, they’d never find you.'”
He says he just laughed and they continued hunting, but of course, that boyfriend was scared straight and called things off. When his daughter came back from college later that day, she was livid at his comments, as you can imagine, and he told her he did her a favor:
“Yeah, he was kinda nervous and I just laughed… and then my daughter came home from school that day, she was in college, and she came home, and I was sitting at the dinner table, and she walks in the house and just starts screaming at me, ‘You’re insane! He says he doesn’t want to see me anymore!’ And I was like, ‘Hey, I did you a favor.'”
Honestly, that whole story sounds like it has the makings to be a great country song, but I can’t say I blame whichever daughter this was for her reaction. He summed up his experience raising five girls like so:
“Five girls and, man, none of them ever went on the poles.”
I mean, he did is job and it sounds like he did it well…
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