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Dolly Parton Has Hilarious Response To Fan Question About Weight Struggles: “When I Had To Haul A**, I Had To Take Two Trips”
Always keeping it real.
Dolly Parton has always been open about the struggles she’s faced in life, from why she never had children with her longtime husband, Carl Dean, to her personal struggles with weight over the years, she never holds back… and she does it with humor.
On the Kelly Clarkson Show back in 2022, she talked about how her song, “Two Doors Down,” was inspired by a nasty liquid diet to try to lose a few pounds:
“It was, I’m like you, I’ve always had a problem with my weight, too. I love to eat, I’ve been up and down, I’ve been every size in the world. And a long time ago, it was getting me depressed, I didn’t like it.
So you try everything to lose weight, and I had got on some kinda crazy old diet, like a liquid protein, you just drink an ounce of something, ground up horse hooves or something. I don’t know, or monkey pee or something, I don’t know what it was.
You’re supposed to drink it like three times a day, and it was so ungodly you just had to close the back of your throat off so you don’t smell.”
It’s something I think many women especially can relate to, and it’s just one more thing to love about Dolly in terms of her openness and honesty. And knowing that context makes this interview from a 1998 interview on Prime Time Country even funnier… during a question and answer session on the show, a woman asked Dolly how she should address her husband’s weight gain:
“Dolly, my husband’s waist has increased so rapidly over the years. Of course, he refuses to buy bigger pants, he’s really starting to look ridiculous, and I really don’t know how to tell him. What do you think, Dolly?”
And you know Dolly had a heck of a one-liner ready to go, saying that she has struggled a lot with her own weight over the years, putting it like this:
“When I had to haul a**, I had to take two trips. ”
Classic…
Of course, that got a huge response from the audience:
“Personally, I have been so fat in my life, I sympathize with anybody with weight problems. I used to say, when I had to haul a**, I had to take two trips. So maybe you should get him to haul a** and buy some new pants.
But I sympathize, my husband does the same thing. He thinks because his waist his still the same, but his belly has gotten bigger, but he still wears his pants… I know the look.”
She’s always honest, and she sure does know how to make fun of herself. I think this topic is something almost any person on the planet can relate to, and it’s a great laugh if you need one today… check it out:
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