Probation-Maxxing: Clavicular Avoids Brutal Sentencemogging From Florida Judge
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Probation-Maxxing: Clavicular Avoids Brutal Sentencemogging From Florida Judge

Controversial internet celebrity and “looksmaxxer” Clavicular avoided jail time after allegedly shooting an alligator in Florida earlier this year. The 20-year-old livestreamer, whose real name is Braden Peters, was taken into custody on February 7 in Scottsdale, Arizona. Peters was later charged with multiple offenses, including two felony counts, according to court records reviewed online. Clavicular faced nearly eight years in prison for the offenses, which included allegations that he shot an already-dead alligator in the Florida Everglades. But Clav will live to mog another day, thanks to a plea deal he struck late Friday. A judge agreed to sentence Clavicular to six months’ probation, during which time he must perform 30 hours of community service and complete a firearm safety course. If he serves his sentence without issue, his charges will be stricken from the record, according to the New York Times. Clavicular rose to fame thanks to his near-constant livestreams, which broadcast every aspect of his life to the internet. Much of his content centers around “looksmaxxing,” a niche internet trend popular among young men who will go to great lengths to improve their physical appearance. “Looksmaxxers” have captivated the internet with their unique argot, a lexicon of extremely-online slang and portmanteaus of ordinary words with suffixes like “mogged” and “maxxing,” which signify embarrassment and commitment to a practice, respectively. Clavicular has admitted to using methamphetamine to stay skinny and “bonesmashing,” a practice in which an individual lightly fractures his jaw bones, in the hope that they will heal more defined. During an interview with Daily Wire host Michael Knowles, Peters said, “I do meth, yeah. Meth is very similar to … Adderall, but it’s got a little bit better psychoactive benefits … stimulants cause appetite suppression.” When pressed on why he was doing meth despite its negative effects, he replied, “I have enough willpower to be able to taper off of meth.”