'Jesus Never Said You Can't Do This!' Shouts James Talarico While Dropkicking Labradoodle
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'Jesus Never Said You Can't Do This!' Shouts James Talarico While Dropkicking Labradoodle

AUSTIN, TX — Representative James Talarico was seen today gleefully dropkicking a labradoodle as he assured onlookers that Jesus had never explicitly said that you can't dropkick a labradoodle.