What do you get when a “No Kings” rally meets an aging, TDS-laden rock star? A sweaty Bruce “Screamsteen” delivering a teleprompter-fueled rant at Nationals Park in the nation's capital on May 27, while posing as a moral crusader. Only it was giving less, “I have a dream,” by a respected leader preaching against injustice and more, “I have a grievance list,” by a multimillionaire railing against the rich. The entire “Land of Hope and Dreams” tour exists because Trump lives rent-free in the Boss’s head. Springsteen declared himself the “cavalry” riding to save America from “dark, disturbing and dangerous times” and a “wannabe king” who is attacking freedom, democracy and the constitution. Sure, Jan. In DC, which was the last stop of the tour, the 76-year-old wasted no time calling Trump “racist, incompetent, and treasonous” before he even sang the first song. He later launched into a roughly six-minute rant recycling every leftist talking point.