Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show
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Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show

HEAVEN — Heaven's residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris's martial arts demonstration or heading over to listen to the new Dolly Parton Show.