I just did. I was in the bathroom washin' my hands, looked up an' saw this ol' git.

I exclaimed, "hey! Whattya doin' in my bathroom, ya ol' coot?" He just looked at me an' said the exact same thing!

I said, "look, bub! Ya don't answer a question WITH a question!"

Damn if grandad didn't repeat that, too! Like that thing ya do to really rile another kid when you were young, just repeat everything they say until they explode!

Well, I wasn't gonna let gramps get the better of yours truly. So I shut my yap an' just glared at him an' gotta real good squint goin' on to show ol' graybeard who's The Man!

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