‘We Haven’t Been On A Date In A While‚’ Says Wife Who Apparently Doesn’t Remember Yesterday’s Costco Trip
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‘We Haven’t Been On A Date In A While‚’ Says Wife Who Apparently Doesn’t Remember Yesterday’s Costco Trip

COLCHESTER‚ VT — A local marriage is reportedly on the rocks after a woman expressed a desire to go on more dates with her husband‚ apparently forgetting he just took her to Costco yesterday.