Children On Best Behavior After Santa Announces Naughty Kids Now Receive 'The Marvels' On Blu-Ray
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Children On Best Behavior After Santa Announces Naughty Kids Now Receive 'The Marvels' On Blu-Ray

WORLD — Jolly old Saint Nick has decided to shake things up this Christmas season by increasing the consequences for naughty children. Instead of lumps of coal‚ misbehaving kids will find themselves unwrapping something even worse: a copy of The Marvels on Blu-ray.