'Commence The Invasion‚' Orders President Xi After Seeing Video Of Tap Dancing Flowers In The White House
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'Commence The Invasion‚' Orders President Xi After Seeing Video Of Tap Dancing Flowers In The White House

WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video‚ Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources‚ it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.