Yeah, and you won't find Kennedy in a ditch in Alabama!

"Scientists have yet to create a perpetual-motion machine. However, the perpetual-quotation machine has been invented and is functioning beautifully. His name is U.S. Senator John Kennedy.
The Louisiana Republican is one of America’s most dependable journalistic resources. When a columnist or broadcaster requires a colorful and droll observation on current events, Kennedy delivers more swiftly than FedEx."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news..../opinion/sen-john-ke