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New Seventh-Day Adventist Chick-fil-A Closed Saturday‚ Open Sunday
SILVER SPRING‚ MD — An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays‚ but open on Sundays. The new fast-food restaurant goes by the name "Seventh-Day-fil-A" and is expected to surge in popularity among faithful 7DA Christians who need a bite to eat.