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Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War
AUSTIN‚ TX — Tensions have escalated dramatically between the federal government and the Lone Star State as illegal immigration continues unabated at the southern border. Following the Supreme Court's decision in favor of the Biden Administration's right to remove razor wire placed by Governor Abbott's National Guard‚ Texas Senator Ted Cruz grew out mutton chops in preparation for Civil War.
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