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Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.'
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Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.'

RANCHO CUCAMONGA‚ CA — Local Man Rick Haywood admitted to having children‚ not to experience the unparalleled bond between a parent and child as he shepherds his progeny through the perils of life‚ but to have someone he can crush without mercy in a match of Super Smash Bros.
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