White House Staffers Lock Nukes With New Security Question 'Which Of These Images Shows Mexico'
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White House Staffers Lock Nukes With New Security Question 'Which Of These Images Shows Mexico'

WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — White House staffers have — à propos of no particular newsworthy event — decided to upgrade the security system surrounding America's nuclear arsenal. Specifically‚ they have locked the nuclear codes behind a series of security questions‚ chief among them being‚ "Which of these images shows Mexico?"