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'One‚ Two‚ Elmo's Coming For You...' Elmo Sings Softly As Terrified Larry David Attempts To Flee Home
LOS ANGELES‚ CA — Popular comedian-writer-producer Larry David was the victim of ominous threats over the weekend‚ as witnesses reported hearing beloved children's character Elmo singing softly as David attempted to flee his own home.