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‘I'm Happier Than I've Ever Been‚’ Says Gender-Nonconforming Celebrity Who Looks Like Her Soul Has Been Sucked Out Of Her Eyeballs
HOLLYWOOD‚ CA — A popular movie star was quick to assure her legions of fans that she is living her very best life now as a gender-non-conforming person who appears as though her soul has been completely sucked out through her eyeballs.