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Letitia James Seizes Mar-a-Lago‚ Sells It For $740 Million
NEW YORK‚ NY — New York District Attorney Letitia James followed through on her threat to seize the property of Trump by grabbing up the former president's estate‚ Mar-a-lago. The top lawyer for the Big Apple then turned around and sold the property for $740 million.