The Babylon Bee Interprets Your Wife’s Texts
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The Babylon Bee Interprets Your Wife’s Texts

After getting married‚ we Babylon Bee writers made the surprising discovery that wives do not always mean exactly what their text messages say. Weird! While we still cannot figure out why women write in riddles‚ we have spent years cracking the code behind several of their cryptic messages‚ which we are ready to share with the world: