Church Of Christ Grand Council Declares Air Guitar OK During Worship
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Church Of Christ Grand Council Declares Air Guitar OK During Worship

CANE RIDGE‚ KY — The secret grand council of the churches of Christ‚ meeting at the sacred stones upon which the restoration movement was founded (now a Cracker Barrel)‚ formally declared that guitars in worship are A-OK‚ providing they are of the air variety.