Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House
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Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House

WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — The U.S. government has passed a new bill allowing for widespread surveillance of every American citizen — unless‚ of course‚ they happen to be carrying cocaine into the White House.