‘I’ll Have A Chili Cheese Fry And A Strawberry Shake‚’ Says Man Who Never Learns From His Mistakes
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‘I’ll Have A Chili Cheese Fry And A Strawberry Shake‚’ Says Man Who Never Learns From His Mistakes

UPLAND‚ CA — A local man was doomed to repeat history today after failing to learn from it‚ as he arrived at a greasy hole-in-the-wall eatery to order an assortment of the type of powerfully unhealthy foods he routinely eats shortly before regretting his decision.