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'Let's Set Aside Distractions‚' Says Worship Leader Surrounded By Lasers And Fog
REDDING‚ CA — In typical reverent fashion‚ Axl Mustaine led the congregation of LifeSource in the City Revivalpoint megachurch into a time of worship by reminding them to set aside all distractions even as the entire sanctuary was filled with an all-enveloping heavy fog and bombarded by intense laser lights.