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'I'm Sorry I Have To Do This‚' Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman
PIERRE‚ SD — After Governor Kristi Noem caught her puppy playfully barking at the mailman today‚ she broke out her 12-guage shotgun and apologized for what was about to happen.