New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It
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New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It

U.S. — A newly established presidential debate rule will allow the two moderators to zap former president Donald Trump with a giant electric cattle prod anytime the mood strikes.