Famous senile television personality Mr. Magoo has called for Joe Biden to step down from the election due to his embarrassing debate performance last week, sources have confirmed.

“I’ve never heard of anything quite so humiliating in all my life,” said Magoo, confusing a street post for a reporter. “And I’ve been making a fool of myself daily since sometime in the 1950s. It’s time to hang it up, Joe. Retire already, you old fool.”

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