'Well, Crap,' Says Fatted Calf After Seeing Father Forgive Prodigal Son
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'Well, Crap,' Says Fatted Calf After Seeing Father Forgive Prodigal Son

JUDEA — A local fatted calf was struck with a sudden overwhelming feeling of dread today after seeing his owner's lost younger son unexpectedly return from living abroad.