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Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes

Ohhhmy gahhhh, Garth, look at the brown one! He'll go great with my Balenciagas! Can we get a brown one?"

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Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes | Babylon Bee
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Gay Couple Shops For A Designer Baby To Match Their Shoes | Babylon Bee

ASHEVILLE, NC — According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby have begun the process of shopping for a brand-new designer baby to adopt as their own — hopefully one that matches their shoes and will look fetching when they're walking with it down Grove Street.
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