Native American Tribe Downs Second Chinese Spy Balloon
Only 2 days after the Brandon Administration reluctantly downed a Chinese Spy balloon after it passed over the entire nation and dozens of top secret US military defense sites, another was spotted in the wilderness by the Hekawi Indian Tribe, leading experts to believe the first one may have just been a decoy. Chief Wild Eagle immediately ordered it shot down by his braves. When asked for comment, the Chief loudly proclaimed "Eeeeeeeet Waaaas Baaaaalloooooon!!!". Further detailes are sketchy right now and will be provided when available.
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