Study Finds All Men Want Is To Be Involved On An Adventure Where They Get To Blow The Dust Off Of An Ancient Map
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Study Finds All Men Want Is To Be Involved On An Adventure Where They Get To Blow The Dust Off Of An Ancient Map

U.S. — A new study out of the University of Colorado has confirmed what many have long suspected: all men secretly yearn for nothing more than to be swept up in an epic adventure where they can blow the dust off an ancient map. The research suggests that this primal desire outweighs even the most basic male needs, such as food, shelter, and even companionship.