Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire
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Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a new twist in the ongoing investigation into the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the United States Secret Service announced that the shot that took out the assassin had been reclassified as "friendly fire."