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Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Bass Player At Church? Here Are 9 Qualifications
So you finally up and bought that expensive bass guitar, but you're still not sure if you've got what it takes to be a real-life church bassist. Well, don't you fret, and don't you fear — we at the Babylon Bee have donned fake beards and lumberjack beanies in order to conduct vast amounts of undercover research into what exactly you'll need if you want to be a church bassist.