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'Please, Someone Kill Me Now,' Begs Dried-Out Christmas Tree From Corner Of Living Room
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'Please, Someone Kill Me Now,' Begs Dried-Out Christmas Tree From Corner Of Living Room

SHAWNEE, KS — Concerns grew in a local neighborhood this week, as passersby reported hearing what they believed to be faint pleas for help from within one home only to discover they were coming from the family's dried-out Christmas tree as it begged for death.
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