Hold onto your memes, folks: satirical news juggernaut Genesius Times has just unleashed their debut single, Everyone I Don’t Like is Hitler, and it’s already skyrocketed to #1 on the Billfloard Hot 100, announced today. This electro-punk banger, dripping with absurdly catchy sarcasm, has set X ablaze and become the instant anthem of 2025’s outrage-addicted internet.

Crafted by Genesius Times’ editor-in-chief IP Daily, the track is a three-minute roast of online hyperbole, with a chorus that belts, “Shout it loud, you’re literally Hitler!” It skewers the trend of labeling everyone from slow Wi-Fi techs to political rivals as the Third Reich’s finest. The song’s unhinged kazoo solo and a line about “your vibe’s too woke, you’re literally Goebbels” have critics calling it “the most chaotic earworm of the decade.”

Love it or loathe it, Everyone I Don’t Like is Hitler is the satirical sledgehammer 2025 didn’t see coming. It’s blasting from every speaker, meme, and passive-aggressive family group chat. Genesius Times has officially hijacked the charts—and our collective sanity. Just don’t play it at your next history class.

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