NEW YORK, NY — In a press conference outside the Manhattan courthouse Thursday, New York Attorney General Letitia James defended allegations of her own mortgage fraud by explaining that she only did it to “gain firsthand experience” in the crimes she prosecutes.

“It’s called field research,” James told reporters, holding a stack of heavily redacted documents. “How can I expect to successfully prosecute mortgage fraud if I don’t fully immerse myself in the lifestyle of someone committing it?”

James clarified that her actions were “not criminal” but rather “educational performance art conducted in the name of justice.” She compared her conduct to undercover sting operations, except “with fewer disguises and more luxury real estate.”

Legal experts noted that James’s defense strategy is “bold” and “technically not taught in law school.”

“Usually prosecutors rely on evidence, not personal participation, but this is a very hands-on approach,” one legal analyst said.

James concluded her remarks by assuring the public that she will “vigorously hold herself accountable” at a time of her choosing, pending polling data.

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