Carlson Tells cherubic influencer Nick Fuentes he's sorry for calling him a 'weird little gay kid who lives in his basement'

Tucker Carlson, the fringe podcaster and former "Nantucket douche" fashion icon, released an exciting new episode this week featuring engaging discussions about marriage, masturbation, and the nefarious schemes of "organized Jewry." He was joined by Nick Fuentes, the 27-year-old influencer beloved by closeted gay incels and morbidly obese anti-Semites. He has been described as a "Nazi twink ... resembling a small child deprived of love and attention."

Before asking Fuentes to weigh in on the decline of marriage and the complexities of heterosexual relationships, Carlson apologized for calling him a "weird little gay kid who lives in his basement" on Aug. 1. Fuentes, who has described himself as "the straightest guy" to ever live but has also said "having sex with women is gay," laughed awkwardly. Asked if he had ever actually lived with a woman, Fuentes conceded he had not. He doesn't find them "very attractive." Nevertheless, Fuentes appeared to impress the host with his unique perspectives on women and Jews.

"I'm like, the most beautiful words a woman could say is, like, I made you dinner. I made you cookies," Fuentes said. Carlson nodded along as the squirrelly virgin argued women should be "subordinate" to their husbands and "the wife's role is, like, hero worship." The like-minded influencers discussed the epidemic of "jerking off," the disloyalty of the Jews, and the brilliance of Glenn Greenwald, the anti-Israel journalist embroiled in a sex tape scandal involving foot worship. At one point, Fuentes delivered some penetrating insight on the topic of autogynephilia, a psychological term for men who experience sexual arousal by imagining themselves as women.

Carlson found this "fascinating."

It's unclear if Fuentes's views on marriage were influenced by his admiration for Joseph Stalin. He acknowledged being a "fan" of the Soviet dictator and said he regarded Stalin's birthday as an "important date." Among other things, Stalin is best known for impregnating a 14-year-old. His second wife, Nadezhda, allegedly committed suicide. Adolf Hitler, another sadistic freak Fuentes has praised, was briefly married to Eva Braun before the couple killed themselves in an underground bunker.

"You're a fan of Stalin's?" Carlson asked. "We'll circle back to that."

All told, it was a vibrant and boldly original contribution to the national discourse. We look forward to Carlson circling back on that Stalin thing.