As we reported, "Speaker Emerita" Nancy Pelosi (CA-11) is getting out while the getting is good and is not going to seek reelection in 2026. While we won't miss her in the slightest, her eventual replacement may be even worse if the likes of the sex-obsessed state senator Scott Wiener (D-11) gets his way and wins the office.

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Nancy Pelosi Confirms Retirement: Woman Who Made Millions in Congress Is Finally Leaving It

Pelosi isn't going away empty-handed, however. In fact, she and husband Paul are hundreds of millions of dollars richer than when she started her endless political career.

The California Democrat is one of the wealthiest members of Congress and one of the best-known investors on Capitol Hill. In the last three years, her disclosed trades had a volume of about $59 million, according to data from Capitol Trades, which tracks lawmakers from both parties. 

Scott Jennings masterfully ROASTED Nancy Pelosi after she announced her retirement:

SCOTT JENNINGS: “President Trump should hire Nancy Pelosi in retirement to manage Americans' stock market portfolios. She beat the S&P 500 by 559%. We could all be retired in 6 months!”

LOL… pic.twitter.com/NkK4Wh7bAl

— Brandon Tatum (@TheOfficerTatum) November 7, 2025

Her record is nothing short of phenomenal.

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and husband Paul Pelosi have raked in more than $130 million in stock profits over the course of her congressional career, a report said.

That’s a return of 16,930% over nearly four decades representing California, according to the New York Post.

Vodka Nancy has announced her retirement.

She’s been on the taxpayers’ payroll for about 38 years, earning a salary of $174,000 a year.

Her net worth:
1987: $165,000
2025: $280 million

This is Pelosi’s district, and this is the legacy she’s leaving behind. pic.twitter.com/nnIxUjbSjL

— I Meme Therefore I Am ?? (@ImMeme0) November 7, 2025

The genius trading couple has their moolah in Apple, Amazon, Nvidia, and all sorts of other companies that are affected by decisions coming out of Congress.

Before entering office in 1987, Pelosi and her husband reported between $610,000 and $785,000 in stocks in their portfolio, the Post said, citing a financial disclosure form.

Those stocks reportedly included Citibank and companies that are no longer publicly traded.

Over time, that portfolio has soared in value to $133.7 million today, the Post reported, citing estimates from Quiver Quantitative.

The newspaper said the profit of 16,930% exceeds the 2,300% that the Dow Jones had during the same time period.

There have been numerous bills introduced by legislators to curb or forbid entirely stock trading by concresscritters via their spouses, including the "PELOSI Act" filed by Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) in 2023. Despite reluctantly agreeing that such a bill might be needed, the Pelosi Pair continues to trade and just moved at least $100,000 in Apple stock in late October.

A whole cottage industry has sprung up of investors tracking her every move in the hopes that they can come anywhere near her success rate—this account is tongue-in-cheek, but their point still stands. She’s the luckiest person on the planet, or she really should be investigated.

BREAKING: Pelosi did it ?

She officially finishes 2024 up 54% and beat out Inverse Cramer for the top portfolio on Autopilot

Never doubt the queen of ... pic.twitter.com/eT941WTdPs

— Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ (@pelositracker) January 2, 2025

SEE: Watch: Nancy Pelosi Gets Flustered With CNN When Asked About New Trump Remarks on Insider Trading

Nancy Pelosi has proven time and time again that she is one of the nastiest politicians to ever roam the marble halls of the Capitol. She's also shown that she's one of the most eager to take full advantage of the position to enrich herself and her family.

Bye.

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