Loudmouthed Texas Democrat announces U.S. Senate run after taking money from Jeffrey Epstein

Jasmine Crockett launched her campaign for U.S. Senate on Monday, several weeks after receiving a donation from a bank account tied to Jeffrey Epstein. The congresswoman from Texas, widely regarded as one of the Democratic Party's most talented and erudite politicians, will try her luck in the primary against state representative James Talarico after failed candidate Colin Allred dropped out at Crockett's urging.

As Crockett prepared to make her announcement, the Washington Free Beacon gave our team of unpaid interns 20 minutes to scour the internet for information about the candidate. What they found could prove devastating to her campaign, even though we have yet to verify any of it. It remains to be seen whether these potentially bombshell revelations will hamper her quest to defeat Talarico, a Harvard-educated theology student who follows porn stars on social media and once declared that "God is non-binary."

According to Google, the popular online search engine, a woman named J. Crockett was charged with assault after kicking a police officer in the face while resisting arrest in 2022. Local news reports identified the perpetrator as "Jessica Crockett," but also referred to her as "Crocket," suggesting the woman's first name might be slightly misspelled as well. According to ChatGPT, it is "fairly common" to mix up the names Jasmine and Jessica given their visual and phonetic similarity.

The incident appears to have taken place in Ohio, a state Crockett visited in May 2025. Given the time limitations, our interns were unable to verify if Jasmine Crockett (the congresswoman) was the same J. Crockett arrested for face-kicking the police officer in 2022, but we are nonetheless compelled to share this information in the interest of journalistic transparency and respect for the pillars of America's democracy.

Further research conducted over the course of the 20-minute time frame uncovered other examples of Crockett's illicit behavior. According to a local news report from West Virginia, a state that borders Ohio, police arrested a "Jessica Crockett" in March 2020 for possessing large quantities of heroin and methamphetamine. The woman, who may or may not have been misidentified due to a fairly common error, was described as being in her 30s. Crockett, the congresswoman running for U.S. Senate, was 38 at the time. We were unable to confirm if she was the individual arrested for drug dealing, but it raises some troubling questions.

Our interns also found an article from August 2004, when Crockett was 23 years old and preparing to start law school at Texas Southern University. The article notes that a "Jessica Crockett" was convicted of soliciting prostitution while working as a dancer at a Las Vegas strip club owned by a pair of magnates who also operated strip clubs in Texas, the state in which U.S. Senate candidate Jasmine Crockett currently resides. It is not entirely clear if the congresswoman was the same person described in the article. Our interns simply ran out of time before this article went live.

Crockett, the congresswoman, is also likely to face accusations of hypocrisy following last month's viral stunt on the House floor. She called out several Republican lawmakers for taking money from Jeffrey Epstein. Crockett strongly implied, but never stated explicitly, that she was referring to the notorious sex trafficker whose criminal accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, attended the wedding of former first daughter Chelsea Clinton in 2010.

Many denounced Crockett's antics as absurd and irresponsible, but she has repeatedly defended the stunt. "My team, what they did is they Googled ... I literally had maybe 20 minutes," Crockett told CNN. "I never said it was specifically that Jeffrey Epstein because I knew that we would need more time to really dig in."

Meanwhile, our interns uncovered video evidence that a man named Jeffrey Epstein, who may or may not be the jet-setting pedophile who allegedly killed himself in prison, donated to Crockett's campaign. Perhaps most damning of all, CNN reported this week that Crockett has been taking from Stacey Abrams, the twice-failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate whose lack of electoral success did not stop her from becoming a media celebrity and overlord of a lucrative non-profit empire beset by allegations of fraud.

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